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<blockquote data-quote="Timeboxer" data-source="post: 1772376" data-attributes="member: 21471">So one of my friends who lurks on these boards has devised a description of the D&amp;D alignments applied to the schoolyard, as follows:Lawful Good: Billy gives Jimmy a noogie. Mr. Dawson pulls Billy away from Jimmy, and takes him to the principal's office. Mr. Dawson is Lawful Good.

Neutral Good: Billy gives Jimmy a noogie. Gina goes and tells a teacher. Gina is Neutral Good.

Chaotic Good: Billy gives Jimmy a noogie. Dave says, &quot;That's not a noogie. This is a noogie!&quot;, and gives Billy a noogie. Dave is Chaotic Good.

Lawful Neutral: Billy gives Jimmy a noogie. Jason punches Billy in the face, and then goes and tells a teacher. Everything. Jason is Lawful Neutral.

True Neutral: Billy gives Jimmy a noogie. Marsha looks up, then goes back to her book. Marsha is True Neutral.

Chaotic Neutral: Billy gives Jimmy a noogie. Hector pours several gallons of applesauce on both Billy and Jimmy. Hector is Chaotic Neutral.

Lawful Evil: Billy gives Jimmy a noogie. June tells a teacher that Billy and Jimmy are having a fight, thus getting them both hauled to the principal's office. June is Lawful Evil.

Neutral Evil: Billy gives Jimmy a noogie. Billy says, &quot;Look what I did!&quot; Billy is Neutral Evil.

Chaotic Evil: Billy gives Jimmy a noogie. Jimmy comes back around and sets Billy's pants on fire. Jimmy is Chaotic Evil.What do you think, sirs?</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Timeboxer, post: 1772376, member: 21471"] So one of my friends who lurks on these boards has devised a description of the D&D alignments applied to the schoolyard, as follows: [indent]Lawful Good: Billy gives Jimmy a noogie. Mr. Dawson pulls Billy away from Jimmy, and takes him to the principal's office. Mr. Dawson is Lawful Good. Neutral Good: Billy gives Jimmy a noogie. Gina goes and tells a teacher. Gina is Neutral Good. Chaotic Good: Billy gives Jimmy a noogie. Dave says, "That's not a noogie. [i]This[/i] is a noogie!", and gives Billy a noogie. Dave is Chaotic Good. Lawful Neutral: Billy gives Jimmy a noogie. Jason punches Billy in the face, and then goes and tells a teacher. Everything. Jason is Lawful Neutral. True Neutral: Billy gives Jimmy a noogie. Marsha looks up, then goes back to her book. Marsha is True Neutral. Chaotic Neutral: Billy gives Jimmy a noogie. Hector pours several gallons of applesauce on both Billy and Jimmy. Hector is Chaotic Neutral. Lawful Evil: Billy gives Jimmy a noogie. June tells a teacher that Billy and Jimmy are having a fight, thus getting them both hauled to the principal's office. June is Lawful Evil. Neutral Evil: Billy gives Jimmy a noogie. Billy says, "Look what I did!" Billy is Neutral Evil. Chaotic Evil: Billy gives Jimmy a noogie. Jimmy comes back around and sets Billy's pants on fire. Jimmy is Chaotic Evil.[/indent] What do you think, sirs? [/QUOTE]

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