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<blockquote data-quote="Shemeska" data-source="post: 1057865" data-attributes="member: 11697"><p>The following are a number of IC quotations from some of the players in my current Planescape game. Most are from one person actually and he does a damn fine job lightening up some moments in the game which has a tendancy to get dark at points. They've made me snarf coffee or diet mountain dew far too many times... </p><p></p><p>"That would be stupid! ... which is apparently why you're doing it."</p><p></p><p>"Nothings missing, nothing happened. Except the tiefling caught the clap."</p><p></p><p>What a jedi at the Gatehouse in Sigil would say: "This is not the apathy you're looking for."</p><p></p><p>"I speak infernal, so I proceed to mock her!"</p><p></p><p>"Hey, I've never fallen asleep while running this game!" - me</p><p>"That's because you're too busy laughing inside your head." -player</p><p></p><p>"Damnit! There's violence happening and I'm not part of it! Like a child on Christmas morning I can't go back to sleep!"</p><p></p><p>"It's not called us all getting killed, its called giving the kobold who's absent a very large financial gain."</p><p></p><p>"Ok, she's got a 1/3 chance of being affected, and he's got a 2/3 chance of being affected by the destruction spell she cast on him, as he's got some levels of spell turning left active..." - me</p><p>"If her player asks... YOU were shadowing her!" - player</p><p></p><p>"I know someone who needs a Tome of Wisdom +2... in real life!"</p><p></p><p>"You detect a strong aura of Bulls***!"</p><p></p><p>In reference to the stuffed, animated Yenoghu doll inside a gift wrapped box : "AHH! It's Schrodinger's fiend!"</p><p></p><p>"Can I have some skill points in 'wake the hell up!' ?"</p><p></p><p>"You have head dragons, go see the cleric."</p><p></p><p>While trying to open a portal keyed to a scream:</p><p>"I fake orgasm!" - player 1</p><p>"That doesn't open the portal, it doesn't swing that way!" - player2</p><p></p><p>"I'm kinda allergic to death at this point." - player 1</p><p>"Yep, stick around with us and you might catch a bad case of it." - player 2</p><p></p><p>"From somewhere out of nowhere, he's getting the finger!"</p><p></p><p>In reference to a Rakshasa attempting to kill the PC's by a few assassination attempts: "By God I'm putting him on a cereal box! Not so GRRREEEEAAAT now is it?!"</p><p></p><p>"I cast aid on, well, me!"</p><p></p><p>In reference to Shemeska the Marauder these last 3 gems:</p><p></p><p>"There's not enough nair EVER!"</p><p></p><p>"I don't speak crazy B****!"</p><p></p><p>"Shut up you! Crazy B**** in a razorvine headdress magazine says otherwise!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Shemeska, post: 1057865, member: 11697"] The following are a number of IC quotations from some of the players in my current Planescape game. Most are from one person actually and he does a damn fine job lightening up some moments in the game which has a tendancy to get dark at points. They've made me snarf coffee or diet mountain dew far too many times... "That would be stupid! ... which is apparently why you're doing it." "Nothings missing, nothing happened. Except the tiefling caught the clap." What a jedi at the Gatehouse in Sigil would say: "This is not the apathy you're looking for." "I speak infernal, so I proceed to mock her!" "Hey, I've never fallen asleep while running this game!" - me "That's because you're too busy laughing inside your head." -player "Damnit! There's violence happening and I'm not part of it! Like a child on Christmas morning I can't go back to sleep!" "It's not called us all getting killed, its called giving the kobold who's absent a very large financial gain." "Ok, she's got a 1/3 chance of being affected, and he's got a 2/3 chance of being affected by the destruction spell she cast on him, as he's got some levels of spell turning left active..." - me "If her player asks... YOU were shadowing her!" - player "I know someone who needs a Tome of Wisdom +2... in real life!" "You detect a strong aura of Bulls***!" In reference to the stuffed, animated Yenoghu doll inside a gift wrapped box : "AHH! It's Schrodinger's fiend!" "Can I have some skill points in 'wake the hell up!' ?" "You have head dragons, go see the cleric." While trying to open a portal keyed to a scream: "I fake orgasm!" - player 1 "That doesn't open the portal, it doesn't swing that way!" - player2 "I'm kinda allergic to death at this point." - player 1 "Yep, stick around with us and you might catch a bad case of it." - player 2 "From somewhere out of nowhere, he's getting the finger!" In reference to a Rakshasa attempting to kill the PC's by a few assassination attempts: "By God I'm putting him on a cereal box! Not so GRRREEEEAAAT now is it?!" "I cast aid on, well, me!" In reference to Shemeska the Marauder these last 3 gems: "There's not enough nair EVER!" "I don't speak crazy B****!" "Shut up you! Crazy B**** in a razorvine headdress magazine says otherwise!" [/QUOTE]
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