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<blockquote data-quote="Shemeska" data-source="post: 1057981" data-attributes="member: 11697">I found some more....&quot;The dead kobold shall now go make spanish rice.&quot; - player leaving the room with box of rice after his Kobold was incinerated for about, oh, the 5th time.&quot;We like you! You're physically here! You're not the kobold!&quot;Speaking of A'kin the Friendly Fiend: &quot;He's quite nice and friendly!... for a godless abomination!&quot;A'kin the friendly fiend to one of the celestial PC's : &quot;Oh the irony! Be good!&quot;&quot;Why don't me just rename our inn to Inn We're So Screwed!&quot; - player 1&quot;How about The Mazed Inn at the rate we're going?&quot; - player 2&quot;And a real bad case of dead kinda cuts down on the telepathy.&quot;&quot;You're not seriously considering going after Akin the friendly fiend as a romantic interest are you?&quot;&quot;Well...&quot;&quot;Yep, I can just see A'kin out at night in the middle of the street under a lamp post singing, &quot;Tonight, tonight... I met my love tonight!...&quot;&quot;From the Tower...&quot;&quot;You'll have to do better than that, we've been to like 3 towers in the past month!&quot;&quot;We're like the IHOP of Sigil!&quot;When encountering a Dergholoth:&quot;It's the Linda Blairgholoth!&quot;&quot;The what?!&quot;&quot;The spinny head!&quot;&quot;I run around it to see if the head falls off!&quot;&quot;I hold up a crucifix to see if it spits pea soup at us!&quot;&quot;The power of Christ compels you!&quot;&quot;Those random headwounds... I'll tell you.&quot;&quot;That was meant to be subdual!&quot;&quot;The arcanaloth seems distinctly disinterested with his job.&quot; - me&quot;Well we can make his life MUCH more interesting!&quot; *cackle* - player&quot;Don't you love gnomish inventions?&quot; - player 1&quot;Yep! Until they have a horrible mechanical failure!&quot; *wiggles eyebrows and holds up a d100 and a d10 - me&quot;Oh CR*P!&quot; - player 1&quot;He's master of the fine art of getting the f*** out!&quot;Speaking of Shemeska the Marauder again:&quot;She's on the morality short bus.&quot;The next three said while describing the Gatetown of Hopeless:&quot;I take it Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat didn't go over well here?&quot;&quot;You see two members of the guard of Thingol the Mocking beating a resident of the town for some slight. A beholder watches&nbsp; on...&quot;&quot;Since when did we go to LA?&quot;&quot;The houses are uniformly grey, ill tended, and the victims of apathy on the part of their owners, slowly crumbling and in need to repairs in most every aspect. Depression seems to stagnate in the air around you.&quot;Sounds like NY!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Shemeska, post: 1057981, member: 11697"] I found some more.... "The dead kobold shall now go make spanish rice." - player leaving the room with box of rice after his Kobold was incinerated for about, oh, the 5th time. "We like you! You're physically here! You're not the kobold!" Speaking of A'kin the Friendly Fiend: "He's quite nice and friendly!... for a godless abomination!" A'kin the friendly fiend to one of the celestial PC's : "Oh the irony! Be good!" "Why don't me just rename our inn to Inn We're So Screwed!" - player 1 "How about The Mazed Inn at the rate we're going?" - player 2 "And a real bad case of dead kinda cuts down on the telepathy." "You're not seriously considering going after Akin the friendly fiend as a romantic interest are you?" "Well..." "Yep, I can just see A'kin out at night in the middle of the street under a lamp post singing, "Tonight, tonight... I met my love tonight!..." "From the Tower..." "You'll have to do better than that, we've been to like 3 towers in the past month!" "We're like the IHOP of Sigil!" When encountering a Dergholoth: "It's the Linda Blairgholoth!" "The what?!" "The spinny head!" "I run around it to see if the head falls off!" "I hold up a crucifix to see if it spits pea soup at us!" "The power of Christ compels you!" "Those random headwounds... I'll tell you." "That was meant to be subdual!" "The arcanaloth seems distinctly disinterested with his job." - me "Well we can make his life MUCH more interesting!" *cackle* - player "Don't you love gnomish inventions?" - player 1 "Yep! Until they have a horrible mechanical failure!" *wiggles eyebrows and holds up a d100 and a d10 - me "Oh CR*P!" - player 1 "He's master of the fine art of getting the f*** out!" Speaking of Shemeska the Marauder again: "She's on the morality short bus." The next three said while describing the Gatetown of Hopeless: "I take it Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat didn't go over well here?" "You see two members of the guard of Thingol the Mocking beating a resident of the town for some slight. A beholder watches on..." "Since when did we go to LA?" "The houses are uniformly grey, ill tended, and the victims of apathy on the part of their owners, slowly crumbling and in need to repairs in most every aspect. Depression seems to stagnate in the air around you. "Sounds like NY!" [/QUOTE]

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