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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Moe Ronalds" data-source="post: 1058533" data-attributes="member: 2083">Fish: Come with me to see the pimp!Hisfur: I attempt to hit on the lady in the red dress.Moe: Alright. Make a spot check.Hisfur: 19.Moe: You notice that she has particularly hairy legs, a very pronounced adams apple, and large hands.Hisfur: Okay, so? Moe: Nothing, nevermind...Moe (as a PC): And what is your name, fair maden?Spike: Chadeu.Moe: Chadeu! Why, has anyone ever told you that your name makes me think of clams?Fish: You're asking for a cookie, bitch. (after Hisfur had been annoying him. Minutes previously Fish has drawn blood by throwing a baked good at Hisfur.)GM: You see your good friend Carl impaled as a clawed hand punches through the door, and him. Roll for SAN loss.Moe: *looks at roll.* Okay, I just shrug.Hisfur: I continue drinking my bottle of water.Fish: I look at the window, fearfully.Bory: GOOD GOD NOT CARL!!!!!!!!!!!!Moe(AsDM): Alright, as you enter the room you notice the outlines of faces faintly bulging out of the walls surrounding you.Spike: Okay, I poke one of the faces in the eye.Moe: -_-;;; The faces shoot out attached to long necks. They wrap around your arms and limbs. Make a strength check?Spike: uh... five.Moe: You're dragged right up against the wall and you're being pulled inside. Make another strength check.Spike:........Moe: hm?Spike: Uh... five...Moe: Alright. As you're pulled into the wall, you feel terrible agony as your body and mind are devoured by it, and cease to exist. Roll another character.Moe: Alright, you open up the crate? *rolls* You find a tape recorder.Scatt: We turn it on.Moe: *rolls.**ahem* looooooving yoooou, is eaaasy 'cause you're beautiful...Moe: You open up the other crate? You find holy water.Eastman: I take a sip.Moe: You feel some of your wounds close slightly as you heal 1 damage.*later...*Group: ChugChugChugChugChugChugChugChug!!!Eastman: I am DIR! Lord of the Octobunny! Now, give me all your slurpee!Moe: I walk into the make up store and pull out a gun. I point it at the woman at the counter.Spike: What do you say?Moe: All your base are belong to us.Moe: Eugene the Geneticist waves an arm at two large vats in his living room. DIR, Ned [the narcoleptic], meet mom and dad!    Mom: Oh hello! Eugene really is a bright boy! bright like the flames of hell he'll be burning in- AAAUGH!!!!!    Eugene: *holding a black controller and holding a red button* I heard that.DIR: Alright, so, what do we do now?Eugene: Well, I'm bored. I've got a +23 in Knowledge (microbiology), and a lab. You guys wanna start another black plague?Ned: Meh, I guess if we don't have anything better to do.Moe: So anyway, the wererat that you were shagging-Stu: Waitwaitwait- that was a wereRAT!?!?!?Moe: Er... yeah. I mean, it had a long naked tail and it was covered in fur...Stu: But you never said it was a were-rat. I thought it was a werewolf or something-Moe: Well, it was dark how could you- wait, how the hell is a werewolf better than a wererat?Hisfur: Meh. He's just nervous because he's ashamed of the crush he had on Splinter from TNMNT growing up...Eastman: So, one of our companions has been making bad decisions? And has been talking to that black katana we found?Moe: That's right.Eastman: I see. And he's standing behind me, right? And we're alone? In a dark hallway?Moe: Yeeeup.Eastman: Damn. And I ate the last cinnamon roll for breakfast.Scatt: Well, we never liked your character much anyway.Moe: Alright, so the Ogre Cowboy lands a headshot with his hand held cannon AGAIN on your character...Moe: You open the door, and you find yourself in what appears to be a hangman's gallows. There are several undead creatures attached to nooses, and all are lit aflame. As you enter, they begin to sing. *plays Bohemian Rhapsody*Fish: What... the <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f631.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":eek:" title="Eek!    :eek:"  data-smilie="9"data-shortname=":eek:" /> <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f631.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":eek:" title="Eek!    :eek:"  data-smilie="9"data-shortname=":eek:" /> <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f631.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":eek:" title="Eek!    :eek:"  data-smilie="9"data-shortname=":eek:" /> <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f631.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":eek:" title="Eek!    :eek:"  data-smilie="9"data-shortname=":eek:" />?Fish: Wait, what happened to my eternal sheep?Moe: Eternal sheep?Fish: Yeah! I brought this guy back from that one-shot, remember?Moe: Yeah but you still don't have the sheep.Fish: But why can't I have the skeep!?Moe: Because I said so. The sheep irritates me, it goes against the tone of the game.*five minutes later*Fish: So I use my sheep-Moe: You don't have your sheep.Fish: Why can't I have my sheep!?Moe: NO.*five minutes later*Fish: WHY CAN'T I HAVE MY SHEEP!?!?</blockquote>

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