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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Moe Ronalds" data-source="post: 1068673" data-attributes="member: 2083">Eugene The Geneticist, holding up his hand which he has just recently grafted the skin from a human head to: Hello, I am sir wingboddom of baldomia!Brain-In-Jar-Dan: Your puppetry skills suck.Eugene: bah. See if I clone you a body NOW.Describer: The mall shatters, as the great genetic monstrosity awakes and violently breaks free from his small prison. Brick flies everywhere, as the several stories tall creature stands and emits a mighty roar. His skin, is chalk-white, and his lone patch of fur dark black. He wears sparkling pants and a red shirt, as well as a single glove. His face is a grotesque thing, stretched so tightly across his bones that his nose is non existant. Angrily, he focusses dark energy around his right hand, summoning what appears to be a giant infant made of pure energy. He lifts it up high, and hurls it at the screaming city dwellers, causing a small explosion on impact.Hisfur: Okay, my character is a hot, lesbian goth chick...<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f644.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll eyes    :rolleyes:"  data-smilie="11"data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> GM: Alright, when you search the tool shed you find... 3 shotguns, 37 sticks of dynamite and a chainsaw. Player: I gotta roll natural 20s more often.</blockquote>