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<blockquote data-quote="The Grackle" data-source="post: 1767580" data-attributes="member: 23976">Maybe he was working on some kind of art project? ...right? ...maybe? ...please?The creepiest guy I ever played with was named Howie. He gamed with &quot;those wierd MERP guys,&quot; the other clique of gamers from my highschool.&nbsp; He was kind of an evil and unbathed gnome wrapped up in a black trenchcoat.&nbsp; Once I went over to his place pick him up for a game of Axis&amp;A, and it was like some kind of nightmare, white-trash funhouse.&nbsp; The walls were plastered in place with chickenwire and all the floors were uneven. Whatever his grandma was cooking smelled like feet, and I had to pretend to be vegetarian so I wouldn't have to stay for dinner.He was a creepy perv who would check out 11 year old girls and say stuff like, &quot;She'll be ready in about 3 months.&nbsp; Rha-hah-ha.&quot;&nbsp; Real funny.&nbsp; He used to always draw character sketches by tracing superheroes out of comic books and drawing weapons in their hands.&nbsp; Howie was a truly corrupt/immoral/depraved human being, but he was such a sad little man that it just didn't seem threatening. You had to pity him.He also started off every combat by throwing a spear into the nearest orc and yelling, &quot;Hold my spear, F***er!&quot; which I found sort of endearing.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="The Grackle, post: 1767580, member: 23976"] Maybe he was working on some kind of art project? ...right? ...maybe? ...please? The creepiest guy I ever played with was named Howie. He gamed with "those wierd MERP guys," the other clique of gamers from my highschool. He was kind of an evil and unbathed gnome wrapped up in a black trenchcoat. Once I went over to his place pick him up for a game of Axis&A, and it was like some kind of nightmare, white-trash funhouse. The walls were plastered in place with chickenwire and all the floors were uneven. Whatever his grandma was cooking smelled like feet, and I had to pretend to be vegetarian so I wouldn't have to stay for dinner. He was a creepy perv who would check out 11 year old girls and say stuff like, "She'll be ready in about 3 months. Rha-hah-ha." Real funny. He used to always draw character sketches by tracing superheroes out of comic books and drawing weapons in their hands. Howie was a truly corrupt/immoral/depraved human being, but he was such a sad little man that it just didn't seem threatening. You had to pity him. He also started off every combat by throwing a spear into the nearest orc and yelling, "Hold my spear, F***er!" which I found sort of endearing. [/QUOTE]

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