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Message: <blockquote data-quote="billd91" data-source="post: 1782060" data-attributes="member: 3400">This reminds me of a guy we used to play with from time to time. It's a group I don't really hang around with ssince most went their separate ways after college. One of them was really... unique.  He was called Crazy Bob.Crazy Bob used to live in the dorms with an annoying guy named Bert who was into cycling. I know this story because a good friend of mine became Bert's roommate after Crazy Bob moved out. Anyway, Bert would sometimes jump up and wake his roommate early in the morning, very loudly, just to be annoying. My friend would get up and chase him, undressed, down a couple flights of stairs before giving up. Crazy Bob, on the other hand, would chase Bert with a knife.Crazy Bob used to climb up the outsides of buildings to get to parties on the 2nd and 3rd floors.He moved to an aparment building built as a fairly tall tower and lived on the top floor. He once threw an empty and big wine bottle out the window without looking (in the general direction of the dumpster), getting himself admonished by our other friend Eddie for doing something so dangerous.Crazy Bob eventually started stealing a books out of the library that he took a fancy to, mostly histories of Celts and Vikings. He would take the book to the bathroom and rip out the tattle-tape stuck along the binding. One time, he didn't get all of it and the alarm went off as he left the library. Security gave chase briefly but Bob got away. We later got a call from Eddie who was house sitting at Crazy Bob's apartment and dropped in. Bob was nowhere around. Turns out that he called Eddie from his apartment asking him to come over. Eddie shows up and the place is all dark and Bob is avoiding all windows,  a bit paranoid that security was still after him. So, he and Eddie decided to switch apartments for a few days until everything blew over.Not too extreme, really, just a bit on the oddball side.There was another guy who lived in an apartment above the Taco Bell. We all  swore that he must have washed his hair in one of the vents above a fryer or something because he was always very, very greasy.</blockquote>

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