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<blockquote data-quote="demiurge1138" data-source="post: 3096731" data-attributes="member: 7451">It just keeps coming back...I've got another one, and I've already posted it, even. It got eaten in the Great Server Crash, so I'll tell it again.My party's exploring this ancient haunted mansion filled with both undead and several competing parties searching for the McGuffin inside it. They battle with some demons in a ballroom filled with dancing phantoms, each still bearing the wounds of its horrible demise. As they toss around area of effect spells, phantoms caught in the area scream and disappear. As the battle is ending, the house buckles and bellows, the floor collapses, sending them hurtling towards the lower layer.Where they land in a shallow pit. Filled with stuffed animals. Hundreds of them. Dolls, teddy bears. The party starts getting nervous. Spells are cast. Magic is not detected. Evil is. One of the PCs picks up a teddy bear, gives it an experimental squeeze.And there's the sound of bone breaking. And the teddy bears and dolls all stand up, their glass eyes staring blankly directly at him.And then they pounce.The phrase &quot;stuffies&quot; engenders terror to this day.Demiurge out.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="demiurge1138, post: 3096731, member: 7451"] It just keeps coming back... I've got another one, and I've already posted it, even. It got eaten in the Great Server Crash, so I'll tell it again. My party's exploring this ancient haunted mansion filled with both undead and several competing parties searching for the McGuffin inside it. They battle with some demons in a ballroom filled with dancing phantoms, each still bearing the wounds of its horrible demise. As they toss around area of effect spells, phantoms caught in the area scream and disappear. As the battle is ending, the house buckles and bellows, the floor collapses, sending them hurtling towards the lower layer. Where they land in a shallow pit. Filled with stuffed animals. Hundreds of them. Dolls, teddy bears. The party starts getting nervous. Spells are cast. Magic is not detected. Evil is. One of the PCs picks up a teddy bear, gives it an experimental squeeze. And there's the sound of bone breaking. And the teddy bears and dolls all stand up, their glass eyes staring blankly directly at him. And then they pounce. The phrase "stuffies" engenders terror to this day. Demiurge out. [/QUOTE]

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