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<blockquote data-quote="Selganor" data-source="post: 615667" data-attributes="member: 1135"><p>With the help of one other forum member of my home board... I present to you the COMPLETE lyrics:</p><p></p><p>Lyrics:</p><p></p><p>I was lost in the dungeons of love</p><p>in a cavern so cold and lonely</p><p></p><p>and I couldn't see the bright stars above</p><p>and I thought to myself if only</p><p>someone would appear that could take me from here</p><p>and dwell with me in a garden</p><p>this being alone is like the spell flesh to stone</p><p>and my skin is beginning to harden</p><p></p><p>and then you appeared with your composite bow</p><p>and said you'd liberate me from my shackles</p><p>and arched an arrow in view with the power of love</p><p>and hit a cold shot straight through at my cockles(?)</p><p>and rolled a</p><p></p><p>critical hit on my heart</p><p>critical hit on my heart</p><p>critical hit on my heart</p><p>now just roll maximum damage and I will belong to you</p><p></p><p>like heironeus with his two handed sword</p><p>or drizzt do'urden when he fought all those drow at one time</p><p>you hit me with unstoppable force</p><p>and said a powerful spell on my mind</p><p>I picked up spell resistance from the enchanting school</p><p>so I could fend off all these magic pretenses</p><p>and though I always use it as a general rule</p><p>this time I'm lowering all my defenses</p><p></p><p>so roll a</p><p>critical hit on my heart</p><p>critical hit on my heart</p><p>critical hit on my heart</p><p></p><p>you only rolled seventeen</p><p>but you got the improved critical feat</p><p>and I just know you're gonna confirm it</p><p>so just roll maximum damage and I will belong to you</p><p></p><p>you can analyze the dweomer</p><p>to find out what made me give my heart so soon</p><p>but I tell you if you'd only seen her</p><p>she's stronger than all the magic of Faerun</p><p></p><p>like a vorpal sword or hand of Vecna</p><p>or the greatest thing in your category</p><p>so why you're here why don't I just tell you</p><p>I'd toss my ring of three wishes if you'd give yourself to me</p><p></p><p>so roll a</p><p>critical hit on my heart</p><p>critical hit on my heart</p><p>critical hit on my heart</p><p></p><p>you only rolled seventeen</p><p>but you got the improved critical feat</p><p>and I just know you're gonna confirm it</p><p>so just roll maximum damage and I will belong to you</p><p></p><p>The only thing I'm unsure is "cockles(?)" </p><p></p><p>What's that supposed to be ?</p><p></p><p>Or do you detect any other irregularities ? (Besides the composite bow, which must have been keen <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" /> )</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Selganor, post: 615667, member: 1135"] With the help of one other forum member of my home board... I present to you the COMPLETE lyrics: Lyrics: I was lost in the dungeons of love in a cavern so cold and lonely and I couldn't see the bright stars above and I thought to myself if only someone would appear that could take me from here and dwell with me in a garden this being alone is like the spell flesh to stone and my skin is beginning to harden and then you appeared with your composite bow and said you'd liberate me from my shackles and arched an arrow in view with the power of love and hit a cold shot straight through at my cockles(?) and rolled a critical hit on my heart critical hit on my heart critical hit on my heart now just roll maximum damage and I will belong to you like heironeus with his two handed sword or drizzt do'urden when he fought all those drow at one time you hit me with unstoppable force and said a powerful spell on my mind I picked up spell resistance from the enchanting school so I could fend off all these magic pretenses and though I always use it as a general rule this time I'm lowering all my defenses so roll a critical hit on my heart critical hit on my heart critical hit on my heart you only rolled seventeen but you got the improved critical feat and I just know you're gonna confirm it so just roll maximum damage and I will belong to you you can analyze the dweomer to find out what made me give my heart so soon but I tell you if you'd only seen her she's stronger than all the magic of Faerun like a vorpal sword or hand of Vecna or the greatest thing in your category so why you're here why don't I just tell you I'd toss my ring of three wishes if you'd give yourself to me so roll a critical hit on my heart critical hit on my heart critical hit on my heart you only rolled seventeen but you got the improved critical feat and I just know you're gonna confirm it so just roll maximum damage and I will belong to you The only thing I'm unsure is "cockles(?)" What's that supposed to be ? Or do you detect any other irregularities ? (Besides the composite bow, which must have been keen ;) ) [/QUOTE]
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