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<blockquote data-quote="Creamsteak" data-source="post: 3993356" data-attributes="member: 552">&quot;I'd say that's fair enough. We both were a bit younger, maybe in our twenties at the time. Our father went by the name of Beamesh Gilgawulf, and he was about twice my size.&quot;&quot;They say he was blessed with giant blood somewhere down the line. I'd say that's all true.&quot;&quot;So anyway, this great big blue bastard of a dragon had been notorious for kidnapping women and taking them back to his place for a little interspecies cuddling. This, as I'm sure you can imagine, didn't sit well with the locals. So what did pops do? He grabbed his hammer and went after it. I'm sure you'd do the same in that situation.&quot;&quot;That dragon was a real creep. Something wrong in his head, I think. He thought he could take pops on. I don't know where he got that idea. I mean, I'm a fairly large man, but pops was HUGE. I carried his sword, and bro carried his shield, and that's ALL we carried, the whole way there. Neither of us could ever even try to hold up his hammer, it was just that big.&quot;&quot;You're mistaken, as usual. I had the sword. You had the shield. Gah. So as he was saying, this dragon thought he could take our dad on, but he wouldn't take none of that. The fight did take a while... by pops standards. Maybe two minutes? About that range. So anyway, at this point pops is about three hundred feet up, riding a beheaded dragon down to the ground, when all of a sudden a hundred little mini-dragons come crawling out of some cave. All kinds of weird stuff. Dragon-horses. Dragon-crocodiles. Dragon-fish.&quot;&quot;Oh don't even get started about the dragon-turtle and the dragon-monkey. It was horrible. The worst one of them all though was the dragon-squid. Trust-me... you don't ever want to see one of those.&quot;&quot;Oh god... the electric ink... I still can taste it.&quot;&quot;So yeah, we had to help pops with the aftermath. It was pretty brutal hard-work. So, by official standards, I guess we never killed a full-blooded dragon with our own hands, but at least 10 half-bloods a piece. It was hell though. Fun for telling stories, but I would never do that again.&quot;&quot;Definitely. Just not worth it.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Creamsteak, post: 3993356, member: 552"] [color=yellowgreen]"I'd say that's fair enough. We both were a bit younger, maybe in our twenties at the time. Our father went by the name of Beamesh Gilgawulf, and he was about twice my size."[/color] [color=limegreen]"They say he was blessed with giant blood somewhere down the line. I'd say that's all true."[/color] [color=yellowgreen]"So anyway, this great big blue bastard of a dragon had been notorious for kidnapping women and taking them back to his place for a little interspecies cuddling. This, as I'm sure you can imagine, didn't sit well with the locals. So what did pops do? He grabbed his hammer and went after it. I'm sure you'd do the same in that situation."[/color] [color=limegreen]"That dragon was a real creep. Something wrong in his head, I think. He thought he could take pops on. I don't know where he got that idea. I mean, I'm a fairly large man, but pops was HUGE. I carried his sword, and bro carried his shield, and that's ALL we carried, the whole way there. Neither of us could ever even try to hold up his hammer, it was just that big."[/color] [color=yellowgreen]"You're mistaken, as usual. I had the sword. You had the shield. Gah. So as he was saying, this dragon thought he could take our dad on, but he wouldn't take none of that. The fight did take a while... by pops standards. Maybe two minutes? About that range. So anyway, at this point pops is about three hundred feet up, riding a beheaded dragon down to the ground, when all of a sudden a hundred little mini-dragons come crawling out of some cave. All kinds of weird stuff. Dragon-horses. Dragon-crocodiles. Dragon-fish."[/color] [color=limegreen]"Oh don't even get started about the dragon-turtle and the dragon-monkey. It was horrible. The worst one of them all though was the dragon-squid. Trust-me... you don't ever want to see one of those."[/color] [color=yellowgreen]"Oh god... the electric ink... I still can taste it."[/color] [color=limegreen]"So yeah, we had to help pops with the aftermath. It was pretty brutal hard-work. So, by official standards, I guess we never killed a full-blooded dragon with our own hands, but at least 10 half-bloods a piece. It was hell though. Fun for telling stories, but I would never do that again."[/color] [color=yellowgreen]"Definitely. Just not worth it."[/color] [/QUOTE]

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