Cthulhu for President!

[Krug]

http://www.cthulhuforpresident.com/

 

[BOZ]

why settle for the lesser evil?

 

[Harrowed]

On the Economy and the Environment:
Great Cthulhu has solutions for unemployment and protecting the environment, for after Cthulhu eats half the world's population there will be plenty of job openings and urban sprawl will be a thing of the past.

There is a certain amount of wisdom there.

 

[jonesy]

Oooh. Hmm.

That gives me an idea.
It's time for a new signature.

 

[Chaos Drake]

why settle for the lesser evil?

Some would say one of the candidates is a greater evil than mighty Cthulhu...

 

[Altamont Ravenard]

this thread|politics

 

[TracerBullet42]

Some would say one of the candidates is a greater evil than mighty Cthulhu...

And some would say to be careful not to get this potentially fun thread closed for getting too political...

 

[Darth Shoju]

I voted for Great Ktulu in 2000 at Gencon. Someone offered me Chinese Hell Money to vote for him. I took the money and signed the ballot/petition, but informed the man I would have voted for the Great Old One without a bribe.



IA IA! CTHULHU FTAGHN!!

"I look forward to an orderly election to avoid the need for a violent bloodbath." -Kodos or Kang (not sure which )

 

[jonesy]

Some would say one of the candidates is a greater evil than mighty Cthulhu...

Reba is more powerful than Cthulhu? Huh. I guess it figures.
(Someone has been watching too much Conan O'Brien again...)
(Wait, what do you mean? How can you watch too much Conan O'Brien?)
(Oh just shut up and go vote for Cthulhu...)

 

[BOZ]

Some would say one of the candidates is a greater evil than mighty Cthulhu...

no, cthulhu possesses a far greater digestive capacity than any mere mortal. *burp!*