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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Ashwyn" data-source="post: 557397" data-attributes="member: 5442">Here's the thing: Cthulu was quite unclothed, and although I am no Don Juan, I certainly know female anatomy when I see it. Anyway, I believe I have found out what the charm is for. It is not for me to use, but is instead intended for her to locate me. I have found that I am unable to not have it with me. I want to leave it, but I just can't. Hmm. So, last night she appeared again(without me speaking her name, which is how I know about the charm). She took my hand, and we went... somewhere. It was as if it were between reality and non-reality. There were colors swirling about, and various sounds mixed together. We were floating, and there was no sign of any kind of land anywhere. I was extremely disoriented. I kept slipping in all directions, trying to get my balance, somewhat similarly to when I went off the diving board for the first time. After I stabilized myself, she made a few gestures, and a feeling of warmth passed over me, then she opened a portal, and we went through. It was windy. It was windy in the same way a tornado is windy. And cold. MY god was it cold. Yet, it wasn't as cold as I feel it should have been. There was snow all over the place, I could hardly see anything. But there was something in the distance, it looked like a building. She began walking towards it, and I followed suit. The building got bigger and bigger as we walked, and I began to be able to make out details. I seemed as though there were several buildings, of different styles, and that my eyes were playing tricks on me. But as we approached, I realized that it was in fact one building after all. I thought to myself, "Who would build a house like that?" And then it occurred to me: extreme weather, different styles of arcitecture, and the dancing from the other night. This was none other than Olidamarra's Den, and I was being taken to a party. I suppose that made it a date. How absolutely absurd. I didn't even get to select an appropriate outfit for the occasion. We made it to the house, and went inside without incident. I expected someone to be guarding the entrance, a trap, a ward, something. But there wasn't. I guess when you're a god, such things are just for show. I won't go into detail about what I saw inside, but I will say that it would have made Caligula blush. Did I spell that right? Probably not. Doesn't matter. Although I don't drink, I still managed to have a good time. I didn't engage in the erm, festivities, I just made conversation with people who were taking a break from the fun. Now that I think about it, this was very forward and somewhat inappropriate for a first date, even if she is a god. We haven't even spoken yet. It's going to be awkward when I see her again. Oh well, maybe next time we can do something I want to do. Something puzzles me: being that she has so much power, why in the world didn't she open a portal inside, or at least next to the building? So many questions I have. Any suggestions on where I should go if I get the chance to decide? P.S. Thank to everyone who took the time to read this, and the original post. I hope you were entertained. And thank you for the comments and compliments.Edit: punctuation error</blockquote>

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