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<blockquote data-quote="Alcar" data-source="post: 4196554" data-attributes="member: 31650"><p><strong>The Tale of Otis Optimus Pt. 1</strong></p><p></p><p>A court full of merryment and celebration is the scene in which the Heroes of Kamenda are in; wine and whiskey are aplenty, and songs are about to be sung.</p><p></p><p>"Fools, idiots, all of you", shouts Otis.</p><p></p><p>"Whath is the matther Otith? We are home, come rejoice" says Lord Cedric.</p><p></p><p>"What are we celebrating for? Great...we are home, big deal".</p><p></p><p>"Otis...for once in your life, shut up and have a drink" says Sir Fwaigo.</p><p></p><p>"Are you mundane hasbeins really so ignorant? Otis shouts, "Harth was headed somewhere, I intend to find out where".</p><p></p><p>a moment of silence..</p><p></p><p>"That's right, you think this is over? Whose to stop some other ambitious noble with black magic ancestors from doing the same thing... furthermore, what's to stop me from doing it?</p><p></p><p>The party gives Otis a strange look</p><p></p><p>Baron Rusk replies: " Otis Optimus, you were an aid all of Kamenda, perhaps all of Pelincia, you should be happy and forget what's bothering you for the mean time".</p><p></p><p>Otis' eyes widen as looks at the meek baron, Otis turns his back and begins to walk for the door.</p><p></p><p>"Where are you goin? ask Kyle</p><p></p><p>Otis puffs up, "I'm going to Goblin Gorge, then after I kill Glorgin I'm going to make those green-skinned midgets make me vessel to get to Tirkon".</p><p></p><p>"Yeah well...good luck with that you crazy wizard", says Sir Fwaigo.</p><p></p><p>And so, Otis leaves the castle, and as he considers buying a horse on his way out of town, decides to buy new shoes instead beacuse he doesn't have the best luck with horses. He reaches the gate and says to guards: " Next time you see me..run". The guards look puzzled as the arrogant wizard walks past them.</p><p></p><p>A few days travel across the plains, along with a small boat ride down the river eventually lead the young wizard to the city of Whitewater; where the wizard makes his way to the tower of his old master, the lady Zastas.</p><p></p><p>NEXT TIME: A Kiss, a slap, and a spellbook and, if orcs are piss bloods, what does that make goblins? stay tuned.....</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Alcar, post: 4196554, member: 31650"] [b]The Tale of Otis Optimus Pt. 1[/b] A court full of merryment and celebration is the scene in which the Heroes of Kamenda are in; wine and whiskey are aplenty, and songs are about to be sung. "Fools, idiots, all of you", shouts Otis. "Whath is the matther Otith? We are home, come rejoice" says Lord Cedric. "What are we celebrating for? Great...we are home, big deal". "Otis...for once in your life, shut up and have a drink" says Sir Fwaigo. "Are you mundane hasbeins really so ignorant? Otis shouts, "Harth was headed somewhere, I intend to find out where". a moment of silence.. "That's right, you think this is over? Whose to stop some other ambitious noble with black magic ancestors from doing the same thing... furthermore, what's to stop me from doing it? The party gives Otis a strange look Baron Rusk replies: " Otis Optimus, you were an aid all of Kamenda, perhaps all of Pelincia, you should be happy and forget what's bothering you for the mean time". Otis' eyes widen as looks at the meek baron, Otis turns his back and begins to walk for the door. "Where are you goin? ask Kyle Otis puffs up, "I'm going to Goblin Gorge, then after I kill Glorgin I'm going to make those green-skinned midgets make me vessel to get to Tirkon". "Yeah well...good luck with that you crazy wizard", says Sir Fwaigo. And so, Otis leaves the castle, and as he considers buying a horse on his way out of town, decides to buy new shoes instead beacuse he doesn't have the best luck with horses. He reaches the gate and says to guards: " Next time you see me..run". The guards look puzzled as the arrogant wizard walks past them. A few days travel across the plains, along with a small boat ride down the river eventually lead the young wizard to the city of Whitewater; where the wizard makes his way to the tower of his old master, the lady Zastas. NEXT TIME: A Kiss, a slap, and a spellbook and, if orcs are piss bloods, what does that make goblins? stay tuned..... [/QUOTE]
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