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Message: <blockquote data-quote="s/LaSH" data-source="post: 629668" data-attributes="member: 6929">DM: Well, the bard didn't make it past the swimsuit competition, so let's give him a big hand folks. You too, over in the sahuagin corner - after all, you're to blame. Next! Our lovely adventurers come across a sphinx, and have to riddle her riddles! I'd just like to reintroduce out judges at this moment, namely me.Aaaand here's out first lovely contestant. Fighter, representing Undermountain, is wearing a shimmering suit of chainmail and has had his beard plaited by, it says here, Einkil the Smith?* Fighter steps forward *Fighter (thick accent): Yes, that's right. Einkil is a good friend of mine.DM: That's just lovely. And now, the Sphinx has a question for you: If you win this adventure, how would you bring about world peace?* Fighter confers with a dwarf sitting beside him, clearly confused by the question *Fighter (smiles broadly): I would smash the orcs with my battleaxe, conquer the troglodytes with my mighty thews, and tour high schools to give motivational speeches.DM: Thank you! We'll check in with the judges later, because now it's time to go to a clip of the vacation we gave our heroes on an exotic island paradise.* Film rolls. Half-orc in a bikini fighting velociraptors in exotic jungle *Player: Good lord, you're weird. Where did you even get that? No, don't tell me, I'm outta here.* Long silence *DM: I crown myself Miss Adventure 2003!* Places crown on head, falls down and gets stuck on beard *Next theme: DragonBall Z (don't kill me all at once)</blockquote>

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