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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Voadam" data-source="post: 647451" data-attributes="member: 2209">The good the bad and the uglyRogue: Crap, Blondie, we’re out of healing and really busted up after that Osyluth tore into us.DM: Make Spot checks DC 15.Rogue: I make it.You see a bunch of heavily armed dust covered riders approaching across the scrub lands, you make out some sort of eye symbol on their armor.Rogue: It must be the Orcish army. I start shouting and waving my arms in cheers: “Hurrah for Gruumsh! One-Eye! One-Eye! All other Gods are crap! We spit on all other Deities! Hurrah for Gruumsh!DM: The riders pull up as you cheer for Gruumsh.Rogue: Do I make a bluff or diplomacy roll now? I shout “All will fall before One-Eye’s mighty army! Hurrah for Gruumsh!”DM: Neither, The leader slaps the dust off of his tabard revealing that it is not just an eye symbol, but a beholder symbol, a cult of the beholder symbol.Rogue: You mean like one of those cults that are fighting the orcs?DM: Yes.Ranger: Eyes harden as he glares at the rogue.DM: Dunnun nuh nun nuh, Wah, Wah, Wah.Next in the style of a daytime soap opera.</blockquote>