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<blockquote data-quote="MaxKaladin" data-source="post: 2353318" data-attributes="member: 1196">In Texas:1.&nbsp; We ride to games on horseback.2.&nbsp; Games are held around a campfire under the night sky after a long day herding cattle.3.&nbsp; We snack on tortilla chips and salsa and drink beer or whiskey.&nbsp; 4.&nbsp; If anyone brings salsa from New York City, he is immediately strung up.5.&nbsp; Dice cheats are branded on their first offense (one reason for the camp fire) and strung up on the second.&nbsp; We don' take too kindly to their kind around here.6.&nbsp; Regardless of game, all PCs (just like their players) are required to carry a sixgun -- it's a state law.&nbsp; 7.&nbsp; Rangers are known as &quot;cowboys&quot; and can summon a horse at 1st level.&nbsp; Their two weapon fighting style works with two sixguns.&nbsp; They can eventually try for the &quot;Texas Ranger&quot; PrC that makes them capable of dealing with overwhelming odds, such as an entire rioting populace. 8.&nbsp; Clerics are called &quot;preacher man&quot;, or &quot;revren&quot; or &quot;pastor&quot;.9.&nbsp; Aristiocrats are called &quot;Oilmen&quot; and get huge starting wealth bonuses.10.&nbsp; Druids and Elves are generally called &quot;hippies&quot;.&nbsp; Elven druids are called 'durn hippies' and told to 'git back to Austin, dangit'.&nbsp; 11.&nbsp; Barbarians are called &quot;Roughnecks&quot; 12.&nbsp; Wizards are generally called &quot;college boy&quot; or, if female, &quot;school marm&quot;.&nbsp; 13.&nbsp; Paladins are called &quot;two-fisted preachers&quot; 14.&nbsp; Rogues generally known as &quot;low-down, dirty bushwhacker&quot;15.&nbsp; Bards who play a piano are known as 'Pian-e player'.&nbsp; Those who play guitar and sing country are &quot;singer&quot; and the rest are known as either &quot;snake oil salesman&quot; or &quot;fancy-pants easterner&quot;.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/paranoid.png"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":uhoh:" title="Paranoid&nbsp; &nbsp; :uhoh:" data-shortname=":uhoh:" />&nbsp; Hope I don't offend anyone. Sorry if I did.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="MaxKaladin, post: 2353318, member: 1196"] In Texas: 1. We ride to games on horseback. 2. Games are held around a campfire under the night sky after a long day herding cattle. 3. We snack on tortilla chips and salsa and drink beer or whiskey. 4. If anyone brings salsa from New York City, he is immediately strung up. 5. Dice cheats are branded on their first offense (one reason for the camp fire) and strung up on the second. We don' take too kindly to their kind around here. 6. Regardless of game, all PCs (just like their players) are required to carry a sixgun -- it's a state law. 7. Rangers are known as "cowboys" and can summon a horse at 1st level. Their two weapon fighting style works with two sixguns. They can eventually try for the "Texas Ranger" PrC that makes them capable of dealing with overwhelming odds, such as an entire rioting populace. 8. Clerics are called "preacher man", or "revren" or "pastor". 9. Aristiocrats are called "Oilmen" and get huge starting wealth bonuses. 10. Druids and Elves are generally called "hippies". Elven druids are called 'durn hippies' and told to 'git back to Austin, dangit'. 11. Barbarians are called "Roughnecks" 12. Wizards are generally called "college boy" or, if female, "school marm". 13. Paladins are called "two-fisted preachers" 14. Rogues generally known as "low-down, dirty bushwhacker" 15. Bards who play a piano are known as 'Pian-e player'. Those who play guitar and sing country are "singer" and the rest are known as either "snake oil salesman" or "fancy-pants easterner". :uhoh: Hope I don't offend anyone. Sorry if I did. [/QUOTE]

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