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Message: <blockquote data-quote="DonTadow" data-source="post: 2354021" data-attributes="member: 22622">I hate stereotypes too, which is why I love this thread.  It puts alot of stupid nutty stereotypes out there and gives us a forum laugh at their absurdity.  I've had to deal with incrediblly dumb stereotypes and predjudices my whole life and have learned to laugh at most of them.  With that said, though I've already said the Detroit ways to play D and D, being an African American, I can vouch that it is a completely different way we play d and d than anyone else. 15. Ebonics replaces common.  Common can not be learned regardless of how many points you put in learn language.  14. The PCs can use the N word when talking about one another and the B word when talking about their women.  They can also make any stereotypical jokes about themselves with no persecution yet any NPC whom uses the same jokes are automatically declared enemies by the pc.   The only NPC whom can use this terminology is Quinten Tarintino.  Any PC with the name Samual or Jackson gets a +4 on intimidation when using this language.  13.  The PCs are always falsley imprisoned at the beginning of session.  The first part of every session is breaking out. 12  Every friendly NPC they encounter must overly apologize for all of the trangresssions of their ancestors and end every sentence with the words "My brother" or "Fight the POwer" or "Stay strong" or anything else that the pcs say that can come off as corny.  The Pcs may sigh and shake their heads.  11.  The only pantheon is the chuch of Tupac or the church of Biggie.  The church of Emenim is a false church.  10. NO Lord of the Rings Soundtrack, no Conan the Barbarian soundtrack, during sessions its we listen to old school "B_____ better have my money" by AMG.  So appropriate for looting a body. 9.  If you disagree with the DM, you have three choices, phone Jesse Jackson, phone Al Sharpton or Phone Geoffery Feiger.  8.  10 percent of all gold and platinum found in game is melted down and smelted to form fake teeth and caps.  7.  There has to be at least one white guy at every game.  To read us the book and adjust our character sheets and for the rest of the PCs to pick on and mistreat.  This player must be given the secret honorary black person's card by Steve Harvey.  (IF he doesn't declare you black then you're out of luck).  6.  Pizza's for chumps.  Luckily Popeye's delivers in the hood.  5.  We do not play any one campaign for more than two sessions as there is a good chance that 1. we'll be arrested for new charges by next sessions 2. We'll violate our parole or 3. our baby's mama is tripping about child support and its time to "lay low"  till the cops stop calling. 4.  There is absolutely no capping anyone at the game session.  There is also no gang colors allowed at the game table as it is a neutral location.  And no your character can not have  a red chain mail shirt3.  Game's are played in your mama's basement.  Where you are 38 years old and still live because the man made every attempt to put you down at every facit of your life 2.  All players get a +8 in strength and Dex as obviously your character is superior physically.  1.  No matter the class all players are profiencent with longswords of size modifer huge or greater.</blockquote>

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