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Message: <blockquote data-quote="DM Pete" data-source="post: 2354257" data-attributes="member: 33529">Great thread here- I'm new in these here parts, but here's the take of a Wiganer on our sessions (Northwest Uk that is). -The only beverages allowed at the table are either Real Ale, or Tea. -Pizza qualifies as 'Foreign muck', pies only please. Maybe bread and dripping on a Sunday.-Since we're to poor to buy dice, we still use numbered chits.-The villains are usually poncy southern city boys, who up and die as soon as the manly working class adventurers give 'em a slap.-Most fighter take Weapon Focus, Specialisation and Imp. Critical in either the Headbutt or beer bottle.-All Pcs are male, wear flat caps and stand up when a woman enters the room.-Dwarves are the favoured race of PCs due to the mining connection.-Elves are all pointy headed ponces, and never played as PCs.-The most feared Devil in all of Hell is the Tax Man.-All PCs are god fearing religious folk, and anyone who isn't must be a witch.-All spellcasters are witches, and therefore must be drowned, hung or stoned.-Poncy southern female Elven spellcasters are the greatest force for evil in all campaigns. Oh, and while I'm here- the Aussies and Kiwis can claim all the rugby glory they want. We know who the real kings of the game are. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)"  data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" /></blockquote>

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