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Message: <blockquote data-quote="WampusCat43" data-source="post: 2357697" data-attributes="member: 12027">The great state of Kentucky:1. The favorite cleric spell is Create Bourbon, although rumor has that the last riot at Eddyville State Prison was caused by a moonshine-fueled game of Paranoia2. A bard gets double payment if the bar patrons hold up torches and yell “FREEBIRRRRD!”3. Charisma score = # of teeth remaining (‘capped’ at 18)4. Orb of Dragonkind replaced by basketball autographed by university players5. The hackneyed old plot device of the PC’s all being somehow related to each other is a dead-solid certainty among the players6. Casting Summon Mount won’t get you a warhorse, but it will damn sure get you the fastest horse (“Onliest reason more folks go to the Indy Five Hunnert than the Derby is that we ain’t yet bred a horse that will hit the wall at 200 mph and bust into flames”)7. Head of the local Thieves Guild is called “Governor”8. Monster Manual I = Hatfields.  MM II = McCoys.  MM III (coming soon) = revenooers9. Since we can’t spell it, Intelligence has been replaced by “Smarts”.  Wisdom has been replaced by “More Smarts”.  And we’re right thankful Edookayshun ain’t a prime stat10. Dire possum = the other white meat</blockquote>