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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Arbiter of Wyrms" data-source="post: 2358384" data-attributes="member: 18021">DUDE! You so totally snaked my post, dude!  And I was gonna like post earlier and stuff, but I couldn't, 'cause I was busy, right? Anyways, like in California, we all fully play on the beach with like rock stars and like famous actors and stuff, right, only like not me, but like geeks and stuff, right?  So, like we have to play at the beach'cause everything else is like freeways and stuff, right? and so like we do drink napawine, and microbrew and we like fully eat avacados and California cheese at every meal, right?  Dude! and there's this university thing, and like everybody there plays but they're like really sexy and stuff, though, not all geeky, you know?  And we like totally toke u pbefore  the game, dude, right?  And, so, like there's LA and there's Frisco, right, but they hate it there when when you call it frisco, but it's cool and the people in LA are all, like, gang-bangers and stuff, and, like the people in San Francisco, you know about them, right ?!Dude! and were environmentally friendly, so we don't want you to throw anything away, so we sell you all the products you buy in recycleable packages. . . Oh, yeah.  The game. . . Sorry dudes. . . and Dudettes, too.1. Brutish monsters (and druids) are called "Oregonians."  The Oregonians hate the PCs for unjustified reasons not to be gone into here.  2. All wealth- and power- hungry villains are called "Los Angelenos."3. All immoral characters are Nevadans, since all Nevadans live in Las Vegas (Reno is in California).4. All PCs must be Chaotic Neutral with Lawful tendencies.5. All PCs and NPCs get Quickened Maximized Enlarged Extended Widened Plant Growth at will as a Spell-like ability.6. No PC may ever harm a creature of the animal type.7. All NPCs must do so whenever possible.8. cp < sp < gp < pp < water9. All campaigns center on the elimination of the threat of Outsider incursions.10. Outsiders are usually called "immigrants" or "la migra"11. Most PC abilities depend upon the ability to summon and control these outsiders.12. Change Self is available from an NPC spellcaster on every street corner at competitive prices starting at 1000gp and is always permanent until re-cast, and adds 1d20-6 to the patient's Cha score.13. The Emperor, King, Prince, and the ONE TRUE POWER are all Michael Jackson14.  Flaws are essential to character success15.  All PCs start with 4d6+20 Comliness16.  All game snacks must be sugar-free, low-carb, no-fat and glamorous.17. The DM may be recalled by player referendum at any time and replaced by the best-known player willing to take over immediately and DM the rest of his adventure.  The new DM will be expected to do a much better job than the original.18. All players must arrive at the game with illicit dugs and in a car worth more than 100,000 dollars, or with gas mileage of 8MPG highway or less, or else must arrive on rolerblades with a water bottle.19. No player may wear their natural hair color.20. All players must have a recording contract, a movie deal, or be a member of a cult.</blockquote>

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