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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Meowzebub" data-source="post: 2365505" data-attributes="member: 13170">In Santa Fe, New Mexico1)  Every game starts late due to the Border Patrol check points, and invariably someone forgetting their passport to leave the USA.2)  Games are based on a form of d02, where every action is based on the result of choosing red or green chile.3)  All costs in the PHB are multiplied by 2 million as we based on the paso economy.4)  Stale tortilla chips are the weapon of choice for all monks.5)  Quests always seem to involve gathering the ingredients for guacamole before the BBEG does.6)  Every character has automatic ranks in Profession <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt="(:" title="Smile    (:"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname="(:" />)<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /> Fighting) ...think Roosters!7)  Castles are easy to break into as they are always made of adobe.  In fact so are our houses.8)  Wagons are the choice of transportation, tricked out with small metal wheels and multicolored continual light spells.9)  Everyone needs to make Reflex saves to avoid sitting on cacti.  And that is just sitting around the gaming table.  10)  After defeating the BBEG, a lucky character passes on the +5 Vorpal sword and instead seizes his water rights.Barbarian= Extreme Sport Enthusiast Gear HeadCleric= PadreDruid=PaganFighter=HombreMonk=Natural Medicine AcupuncturistRanger=Despised Land Grabbing Government AgentPaladin=Governor Bill Richardson (in his own mind)Rogue=Latte-Drinking Trust Fund Runaway Goth Street Urchin (or Waife as the case may be)Wizard=Los Alamos Lab TechnicianSorcerer=Crystal-Waving Moon-Howling HippieAristocrat=Art Gallery OwnerOrc Hordes=Waves of Tourists</blockquote>

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