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<blockquote data-quote="Dremmen" data-source="post: 2593167" data-attributes="member: 30977"><p>There is a camouflaged Porto-Potty behind the WOTC offices that is guarded day and night by a band of ornery hobos who hold on to the hope that one day it will open. Within the confines of the well guarded portable poop box is a short and squat Sculptor of High Intelligence and Talent whom they only refer to by "Little" followed by his acronym. He sits imprisoned, fed only plastic shavings and given paints of the primary colors to drink. Bathroom reading is limited to DDM sketches and Dungeon. And every night at the stroke of midnight a new miniature is excreted unto a waiting box under the porto-potty where a White-Faced Capuchin Monkey instinctively flings it. The mini sails over the head of the vigilant vagrants and lands safley on a bed of the shredded draft of D&D campaign setting World of Gor. WOTC employees then take the miniature to add it to the coming set.</p><p></p><p>Just a theory.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dremmen, post: 2593167, member: 30977"] There is a camouflaged Porto-Potty behind the WOTC offices that is guarded day and night by a band of ornery hobos who hold on to the hope that one day it will open. Within the confines of the well guarded portable poop box is a short and squat Sculptor of High Intelligence and Talent whom they only refer to by "Little" followed by his acronym. He sits imprisoned, fed only plastic shavings and given paints of the primary colors to drink. Bathroom reading is limited to DDM sketches and Dungeon. And every night at the stroke of midnight a new miniature is excreted unto a waiting box under the porto-potty where a White-Faced Capuchin Monkey instinctively flings it. The mini sails over the head of the vigilant vagrants and lands safley on a bed of the shredded draft of D&D campaign setting World of Gor. WOTC employees then take the miniature to add it to the coming set. Just a theory. [/QUOTE]
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