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<blockquote data-quote="Anti-Sean" data-source="post: 2365420" data-attributes="member: 11797"><p><em>Camera pans across nighttime cityscape</em></p><p></p><p><strong>Movie Guy Voiceover:</strong> In a world ruled by fear...</p><p></p><p><em>Scene: Back alley, two thugs mugging an old lady</em></p><p></p><p><strong> Movie Guy:</strong> violence...</p><p></p><p><em>Scene: Chaotic rioting mob</em></p><p></p><p><strong>Movie Guy:</strong> and corruption...</p><p></p><p><em>Scene: crooked cop accepting payoff from drug dealer</em></p><p></p><p><strong>Movie Guy:</strong>There is only one hope for justice...</p><p></p><p><em>Scene: Back alley mugging. Thug steps back from old lady, purse in hand, as two white tentacles reach from behind, grabbing the figure and pulling it up into darkness. Closeup on Thug's face.</em></p><p></p><p><strong>Thug:</strong> Who are you?!?!</p><p></p><p><strong>Flumph:</strong> I am... THE FLUMPH!!!</p><p></p><p><em> Cue upbeat modern rock score, fast action montage of the flumph grabbing weapons, fastening utility belt, combatting various criminals, rescuing kittens from trees.</em></p><p></p><p><em>Scene: Crime Boss Headquarters</em></p><p></p><p><strong>Crime Boss:</strong> What do you mean, the whole shipment was destroyed? You had thirty men with machine guns and bazookas!</p><p></p><p><strong>Thug #2:</strong> He was just too much for us, boss!</p><p></p><p><strong>Crime Boss:</strong> Too much for you? He's just one wandering monster...how much damage can he do?</p><p></p><p><em> The Flumph descends from ceiling behind Crime Boss</em></p><p></p><p><strong>Flumph:</strong> Spikes 1d4 plus 1d4 acid!</p><p></p><p><em>Scene: Exterior warehouse shot: giant explosion</em></p><p></p><p><em>Cast listing fades in and out one by one</em></p><p></p><p>Russell Crowe</p><p></p><p>Naomi Watts</p><p></p><p>Ving Rhames</p><p></p><p>Anthony Hopkins</p><p></p><p>Hugo Weaving</p><p></p><p>Pauly Shore</p><p></p><p>Abe Vigoda</p><p></p><p>Soundtrack featuring "Nauseating Spray" by Hoobastank available from Small Aberration Records</p><p></p><p><em> Title graphic: The Flumph, Summer 2005</em></p><p></p><p><strong>Movie Guy:</strong> This summer, justice gets a new Challenge Rating...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Anti-Sean, post: 2365420, member: 11797"] [I]Camera pans across nighttime cityscape[/I] [B]Movie Guy Voiceover:[/B] In a world ruled by fear... [I]Scene: Back alley, two thugs mugging an old lady[/I] [B] Movie Guy:[/B] violence... [I]Scene: Chaotic rioting mob[/I] [B]Movie Guy:[/B] and corruption... [I]Scene: crooked cop accepting payoff from drug dealer[/I] [B]Movie Guy:[/B]There is only one hope for justice... [I]Scene: Back alley mugging. Thug steps back from old lady, purse in hand, as two white tentacles reach from behind, grabbing the figure and pulling it up into darkness. Closeup on Thug's face.[/I] [B]Thug:[/B] Who are you?!?! [B]Flumph:[/B] I am... THE FLUMPH!!! [I] Cue upbeat modern rock score, fast action montage of the flumph grabbing weapons, fastening utility belt, combatting various criminals, rescuing kittens from trees.[/I] [I]Scene: Crime Boss Headquarters[/I] [B]Crime Boss:[/B] What do you mean, the whole shipment was destroyed? You had thirty men with machine guns and bazookas! [B]Thug #2:[/B] He was just too much for us, boss! [B]Crime Boss:[/B] Too much for you? He's just one wandering monster...how much damage can he do? [I] The Flumph descends from ceiling behind Crime Boss[/I] [B]Flumph:[/B] Spikes 1d4 plus 1d4 acid! [I]Scene: Exterior warehouse shot: giant explosion[/I] [I]Cast listing fades in and out one by one[/I] Russell Crowe Naomi Watts Ving Rhames Anthony Hopkins Hugo Weaving Pauly Shore Abe Vigoda Soundtrack featuring "Nauseating Spray" by Hoobastank available from Small Aberration Records [I] Title graphic: The Flumph, Summer 2005[/I] [B]Movie Guy:[/B] This summer, justice gets a new Challenge Rating... [/QUOTE]
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