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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Chaotic Archon" data-source="post: 1857329" data-attributes="member: 21828">In D&D when I have a life changing encounter, I usually go up a levelIn real life, I end up crying with comfort food and a blankieIn D&D it's exciting to recreate yourself with new class levels and racesIn real life I barely have the enthusiasm for a different hairstyle and new jeans.In D&D I can entrust a message to a paige who will ride across the land and fight off evil to make sure the message goes through.In real life, it depends on how many bars my cell phone gets.In D&D some magic items work when you wiggle your fingers and expend a charge.In real life, magic fingers wiggles when you expend a quarter.In D&D it doesn't matter what race you are if you're level 20.  People still respect you.In real life, well..In D&D I can cast a spell that makes people laugh for 1 round per level of the casterIn real life I have to resort to fart humor that usually lasts for 1 round per burrito.</blockquote>