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<blockquote data-quote="Jacob the Impaler" data-source="post: 3561180" data-attributes="member: 42087">In D&amp;D, I can get gored by a minotaur and be in fighting shape after a touch from a cleric.In real life, a skinny girl punches me in the temple and it hurts to move my jaw for three days.In D&amp;D, I oust corrupt robber barons.In real life, I can't talk my way out of speeding tickets.In D&amp;D, I load down donkeys with more loot than I can sell.In real life, I work overtime to pay for gas.In D&amp;D, I can fend off a troll with a torch and a morningstar.In real life, I can kick my dog off the couch if she's not too tired.In D&amp;D, I battle corruption in druid groves.In real life, I got drunk and gave the park a lawn job.In D&amp;D, I don't have enough time for every beautiful women who wants me.In real life, I get &quot;friend&quot; kisses every now and then, and get laid every time Jupiter makes a complete orbit.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Jacob the Impaler, post: 3561180, member: 42087"] In D&D, I can get gored by a minotaur and be in fighting shape after a touch from a cleric. In real life, a skinny girl punches me in the temple and it hurts to move my jaw for three days. In D&D, I oust corrupt robber barons. In real life, I can't talk my way out of speeding tickets. In D&D, I load down donkeys with more loot than I can sell. In real life, I work overtime to pay for gas. In D&D, I can fend off a troll with a torch and a morningstar. In real life, I can kick my dog off the couch if she's not too tired. In D&D, I battle corruption in druid groves. In real life, I got drunk and gave the park a lawn job. In D&D, I don't have enough time for every beautiful women who wants me. In real life, I get "friend" kisses every now and then, and get laid every time Jupiter makes a complete orbit. [/QUOTE]

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