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<blockquote data-quote="MerakSpielman" data-source="post: 1337037" data-attributes="member: 7464">(From the games I'm currently playing in)&nbsp;85) A crotchety old gnome schoolteacher lady. Oh, she's an illusionist too, but mainly spends her time playing pranks on the paladin.&nbsp;86) A halfling bard whose performance method is Stand Up Comedy. Only works if you can personally do improv comedy. Inspire courage = making jokes about the enemy that are so bad you fight harder to try to end the battle sooner so he'll shut up.&nbsp;87) A stupid cleric. Actually, pretty unwise, too. Ends up taking some sorcerer levels because her only decent stat is Cha. Still thinks she's a cleric, though.&nbsp;88) A temple guard who became enamored with above high-cha stupid cleric and is &quot;guarding&quot; her through her travels. She has no clue he likes her.&nbsp;89) A halfling paladin with a half-orc follower smarter than he is and a pack-mule named Mojo.&nbsp;(next party)&nbsp;90) a psychotic sniper-archer&nbsp;91) a character who wants to take over the world... but can't seem to decide on what class he wants to be. At 10th level, I'm guessing he's a rogue/fighter/sorcerer/aristocrat. He won't say, though.&nbsp;92) A prostitute-turned-assassin (really only works if not played by an immature male player)</blockquote>

[QUOTE="MerakSpielman, post: 1337037, member: 7464"] (From the games I'm currently playing in) 85) A crotchety old gnome schoolteacher lady. Oh, she's an illusionist too, but mainly spends her time playing pranks on the paladin. 86) A halfling bard whose performance method is Stand Up Comedy. Only works if you can personally do improv comedy. Inspire courage = making jokes about the enemy that are so bad you fight harder to try to end the battle sooner so he'll shut up. 87) A stupid cleric. Actually, pretty unwise, too. Ends up taking some sorcerer levels because her only decent stat is Cha. Still thinks she's a cleric, though. 88) A temple guard who became enamored with above high-cha stupid cleric and is "guarding" her through her travels. She has no clue he likes her. 89) A halfling paladin with a half-orc follower smarter than he is and a pack-mule named Mojo. (next party) 90) a psychotic sniper-archer 91) a character who wants to take over the world... but can't seem to decide on what class he wants to be. At 10th level, I'm guessing he's a rogue/fighter/sorcerer/aristocrat. He won't say, though. 92) A prostitute-turned-assassin (really only works if not played by an immature male player) [/QUOTE]

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