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Message: <blockquote data-quote="SpiralBound" data-source="post: 1671832" data-attributes="member: 8396">This one is questionable, so feel free to exclude it. I'm deliberately not numbering it so that it can more easily be left out if so decided.  I only include it because it actually existed in a campaign I once ran.  It was great to watch the vein throb on the temple of the player playing a Paladin when he finally understood what this house of ill repute really was selling... <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":-)" title="Smile    :-)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":-)" />Beirra's House of Gentle Healing : This grey barn-like structure has a pair of large barn doors in the center front that are usually kept barred shut and an ordinary sized door inset in on of them that is used by the patrons of this business.  The Proprietor, Beirra, is a female ogre of staggeringly corpulent proportions, being actually wide than tall.  Her voice is a hoarse grating croak and her laugh is a burbly chortle.  She always assumes that he knows what her clients are thinking and makes snide or innuendo-filled comments to this effect whenever dealing with them.  Her sole employee is Ballak, a eunuch Orc with a soft voice and quiet demeanor.  His role is as the doorman, clerk, and also performs the needed janitorial services of the House of Gentle Healing.  The interior of the building consists of a single long hallway that runs down the center of the building and leads to Beirra's office.  Her office contains the usual office contents (desk, chairs, safe, etc) and a door which leads to her small apartment off the back of the building.  The remainder of the building consists of medium to small rooms, all leading off the central hallway.  Each room, or more accurately stall, contains one or more animals.  Beirra's collection is quite extensive and include not only common farm and forest animals, but also rarer wild animals as well.  Although it doesn't include any truly powerful creatures. The nature of Beirra's "healing" services are provided by these animals whose company is paid for at an hourly rate by her clientele who spend "quality time" with these poor unfortunate animals, receiving their often unwilling services...Just to set the record straight: No, I'm not a sick person.  This location was deliberately crafted to be as vile as possible to provoke a suitable response from the paladin. (which worked very well indeed!!) I used it as a springboard for a mini-adventure.  You see, Beirra's brother Jadarak is the leader of a local gang of bandits and cutthroats that operate outside of town.  They were none too pleased when the paladin burned Beirra's establishment to the ground, released all her "pets", and dragged her out into the street for a very public beating!!  Anyway, as I said in the intro above, I understand if people prefer to not include this one and will not be offended at all.  My future posts won't include bestiality, I promise!  (Dear God, I can't believe that was a legitimate comment for me to make in a public forum...)</blockquote>

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