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Message: <blockquote data-quote="nopantsyet" data-source="post: 1362028" data-attributes="member: 3109">Well!  This is going to be tough, isn't it.NoPantsYet, Cursed ItemThe NoPantsYet was crafted by an evil and insane wizard whose name he himself had forgotten long before he was defeated in a mad plot of world domination, by a sprite and a talking ladybug.   The NoPantsYet was meant to be a Ring of Invisibility, but its creation went terribly wrong.  It operates as a normal Ring of Invisibility with a few minor exceptions.  The magic within the ring is out-of-phase.  As a result, takes one minute to warm up before activating, and one minute to cool down after the effect has ended.  During these transitional periods, the the wearer is fully visible.  Clothing and gear are not; jewelry and carried items are.During these periods of nakedness, the wearer suffers a -2 nudity penalty to all Charisma-based skill checks, with the exception of Perform, Jokes and Comedy and Perform, Erotic Dance, to which he receives a +2 nudity bonus.  If this occurs during combat, any foes attacking the wearer are stunned for one round, after which they receive a +2 morale bonus to attacks for the duration of the nakedness.It is triggered using the command phrase, "It's not the size of the wand but the strength of the magic inside," which must be shouted in earnest (Listen vs. DC 5 to hear).Some scholars of arcane lore have named this item The Sorceror's New Clothes, but the NoPantsYet is the preferred and accepted title.  (Price 12,500 gp.)</blockquote>

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