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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Alzrius" data-source="post: 6090802" data-attributes="member: 8461">Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gamer (sung to the tune of "Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta"; with apologies to the Geto Boys)Damn it feels good to be a gamerA real tabletop gamer runs his char’ rightA real tabletop gamer never needs to check morale‘cause real tabletop gamers don’t lose fightsHis PCs always got the high statsShowin’ his party that he rolls highsBut real tabletop gamers don’t point-whore‘cause real tabletop gamers don’t optimizeAnd everything’s fun in the game of a gamer‘cause tabletop gamers don’t complainPlay levels one-to-twenty, low up through the epic‘cause real tabletop gamers all campaignAnd all I gotta say to youDomino, video, card-playin’, free-formin’ lamersWhen the dice come out what the #$%& you gonna do?Damn it feels good to be a gamerDamn it feels good to be a gamerDrivin’ the plot, helpin’ out NPCsThough all my stats were rolled randomNow I’m earning big XPsDamn it feels good to be a gamerBeatin’ monsters everywhere I goRidin’ around town hittin’ pick-up gamesWhackin’ monsters with my sword +4Now tabletop gamers come in all race and classesSome got killed while they playedBut this gamer here is a smart oneBought contingency to get me raisedNow all I gotta say to youDomino, video, free-formin’, card-playin’ lamersWhen your tournament ends what the #$%& you gonna do?Damn it feels good to be a gamerDamn it feels good to be a gamerA real tabletop gamers get his wealthReal tabletop gamers get the biggest of the treasuresAsk that tabletop gamer called MelfNow monsters look at tabletop gamers as a challengeAnd move into their combat rolesBut get surprise on a monster grab your weapons and your spellsAnd end up pokin’ them full of holes‘cause tabletop gamers be the game playersAnd everything’s quiet in their fortA tabletop gamer sees a bad guyAnd his partners in the party scry-buff-teleportReal tabletop gamers don’t parlay muchAll you hear is the clack of a die castAnd real tabletop gamers just roll to hit‘cause real tabletop gamers make you die fastNow when you in the game world makin’ crits role-play itFail a save against some GMPC shamerBut players like myself kick back and retrain‘cause damn it feels good to be a gamerAnd now, a word from the Game Master!Damn it feels good to be a gamerGot it all set up behind my screenEverything lookin’ good to the players ‘round the tableBut none of them know I’m feelin’ meanSo every now and then I pick a player slap ‘im downBy fudgin’ just a die roll or twoAnd lettin’ a monster make its attack rollSo it can run that PC throughSo players of the game keep respecting meAnd you’ll be the game world’s starBut your actions better not upset meOr level-drainings are in storeAnd for all those char-op threads which I have readI’ll issue this disclaimerThey’re what a GM needs to run the PCs scaredAnd damn it feels good to be a gamer</blockquote>

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