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[Dangerously OT] Who would you choose?
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<blockquote data-quote="Harlock" data-source="post: 247649" data-attributes="member: 4545"><p><strong>My dream group</strong></p><p></p><p>This a Dungeons and Dragons 3rd ed group:</p><p></p><p>DM -- George Lucas (we'd house rule no poop jokes)</p><p></p><p>Bard -- Me</p><p>Fighter -- Drew Barrymore in a metal bikini</p><p>Barbarian -- Samuel L. Jackson ("which greataxxe is yours?")</p><p>Rogue -- The Unibomber</p><p>Cleric -- Gordon B Hinckley</p><p>Wizard -- Andie McDowell in a tight minskirt/robe thing</p><p>Sorceror -- Prince</p><p>Ranger -- Steve Irwin</p><p>Druid -- Ralph Nader</p><p></p><p>Yeah, that'd be a group. Nader'd be bitching that we used styrophome plates, Irwin would be chasing my cats around trying to get them angered enough to bite at him, Lucas would be explaining something totally over our heads, Andie and Drew BETTER get into a cat fight and hit each other with pillows. The Unibomber probably would just keep to himself, Gordon b. Hinckley would most likely get fed up and leave, and Samuel L. would be telling Prince why he thinks he is a <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /> <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /> <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /> <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /> <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /> . Me? Heh, I'd grab the doritos, kick back and enjoy the show...err game.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Harlock, post: 247649, member: 4545"] [b]My dream group[/b] This a Dungeons and Dragons 3rd ed group: DM -- George Lucas (we'd house rule no poop jokes) Bard -- Me Fighter -- Drew Barrymore in a metal bikini Barbarian -- Samuel L. Jackson ("which greataxxe is yours?") Rogue -- The Unibomber Cleric -- Gordon B Hinckley Wizard -- Andie McDowell in a tight minskirt/robe thing Sorceror -- Prince Ranger -- Steve Irwin Druid -- Ralph Nader Yeah, that'd be a group. Nader'd be bitching that we used styrophome plates, Irwin would be chasing my cats around trying to get them angered enough to bite at him, Lucas would be explaining something totally over our heads, Andie and Drew BETTER get into a cat fight and hit each other with pillows. The Unibomber probably would just keep to himself, Gordon b. Hinckley would most likely get fed up and leave, and Samuel L. would be telling Prince why he thinks he is a :) :) :) :) :) . Me? Heh, I'd grab the doritos, kick back and enjoy the show...err game. [/QUOTE]
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