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<blockquote data-quote="Gray Shade" data-source="post: 2609856" data-attributes="member: 32340"><p>Ulruss and Penny (Dwarven and Human, respectively) are (in no particular order) second and third loveliest of the "unattached" lasses of Hazel (there are 4 total over breeding age). Ulruss has beautiful, thick golden hair that feeds smoothly into her long, braided beard; and Penny has proud, wide, abundant hips and buttocks. For two years now, since they came of age, they both have been the cause of husbands being tweaked on the ear by their wives. I mention them because they both have had a longstanding crush on Lars, and (to the enjoyment of all the males in town and only one of the females (the uniformly accepted most attractive of the "unattached"--Shelly--a six foot giantess with no interest in men)) the two girls have quite a competition going to impress him.</p><p></p><p>Case in point: Having hung near the middle of the crowd of villagers during the fight, they are both within earshot to hear Lars' request, and immediately respond--even though it means letting the villagers they were soothing drop unceremoniously to the hard ground. Within moments, they are both trotting up the hill toward the mine entrance each holding a mug of ale in each hand, Penny giving Ulruss a mean look and Ulruss giving Penny a shove in return. They stop, however, about fifteen feet away from Lars, their eyes huge as they stare at the dragon.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: olive">"You've killed it,"</span> says Ulruss in Dwarven, awed.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Gray Shade, post: 2609856, member: 32340"] Ulruss and Penny (Dwarven and Human, respectively) are (in no particular order) second and third loveliest of the "unattached" lasses of Hazel (there are 4 total over breeding age). Ulruss has beautiful, thick golden hair that feeds smoothly into her long, braided beard; and Penny has proud, wide, abundant hips and buttocks. For two years now, since they came of age, they both have been the cause of husbands being tweaked on the ear by their wives. I mention them because they both have had a longstanding crush on Lars, and (to the enjoyment of all the males in town and only one of the females (the uniformly accepted most attractive of the "unattached"--Shelly--a six foot giantess with no interest in men)) the two girls have quite a competition going to impress him. Case in point: Having hung near the middle of the crowd of villagers during the fight, they are both within earshot to hear Lars' request, and immediately respond--even though it means letting the villagers they were soothing drop unceremoniously to the hard ground. Within moments, they are both trotting up the hill toward the mine entrance each holding a mug of ale in each hand, Penny giving Ulruss a mean look and Ulruss giving Penny a shove in return. They stop, however, about fifteen feet away from Lars, their eyes huge as they stare at the dragon. [color=olive]"You've killed it,"[/color] says Ulruss in Dwarven, awed. [/QUOTE]
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