Dark Nasty Fiery Monster Publishing...Freelance work?

[davewoodrum]

Was wondering if anyone knew how I could get into contact with Dark Fiery Monster Publishing... I tried to get to their website but either it was crashing or it kept taking me back to Enworld. I want to do some freelance work on their upcoming project.

 

[tensen]

They have a unique work process with regards to their publications.
No one is allowed to know what the product will be... including the artists and writers (as well as line developerand art director). They announce the product subject matter after all work has been accumulated and tossed together through a random placement generator.

 

[davewoodrum]

They have a unique work process with regards to their publications.
No one is allowed to know what the product will be... including the artists and writers (as well as line developerand art director). They announce the product subject matter after all work has been accumulated and tossed together through a random placement generator.

Goodness, sounds kinda like that idea I came up with one night for all those 3,437 book ideas and side projects I've come up with over the last year or so....

 

[Fiery James]

Tagline

I believe the new corporate tagline is:

"Imagine a boot, stomping down on your face. Forever."

 

[MulhorandSage]

Warning! Warning! Warning!

Freelancers deal with this company at your peril!

We here at Dead Adventurer Games attempted to make a deal with Dark Fiery Nasty Monster for shared distribution and we were stabbed in the back - literally! Our art director just got out of surgery!

They also promised to shoot my dog unless I kept quiet about it, but in the interests of all that's decent (and because I never liked that mutt anyway), I have to warn everyone to stay away from these people!

Stay away! Dammit, stay away!

Scott Bennie
President and temporary Art Director, Dead Adventurer Games