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<blockquote data-quote="Friadoc" data-source="post: 265362" data-attributes="member: 5445"><p>Ok,</p><p></p><p>...I'll concur with her on this once, as I've an attachment to just such a lady, or ladies in this case, while growing up.</p><p></p><p>My hometown is in southern Oregon, yes this is not a story of the true south, in an old lumber town grown-up called Klamath Falls.</p><p></p><p>It sits upon a nice lake, albeit artificial as it was made to help with farm irrigation, that grows an unusual algea that we charge an arm-and-a-leg for to the yuppie-folk.</p><p></p><p>Loads of hunting, fishing, gravel pits, swimming holes, and hidden nudie farms to boot - a nice, rural culture.</p><p></p><p>Oh, we do have the weirdness of being home to the Oregon Institute of Technology - Oregon's seat of higher learning for engineers, nurses, and other such fields (it's also home to some nice computer geeks too).</p><p></p><p>Anyhow, you will see a large variance of 'necks in this area, with a fair amount of white trash thrown in to be safe, with a few local tribes of Native American (recently joining the 'We have a Casino' trend, that allows them fiscal revenge on the 'white man') such as the Modoc (of Modoc Wars fame), the Klamath, and a third tribe that slips my mind.</p><p></p><p>One thing I can tell you is that technically a redneck can come from any, and I do mean, any ethnic grouping/race - it's hilarious as I think Klamath Falls tends to be a weird place of equality (we allow anyone to put trucks on blocks in their front yards <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" /> ).</p><p></p><p>But, to the topic of shooting and drink from the gentler sex - both my momma and my gramma could easily out shoot a fair number of people. Heck, when my gramma ran one of the local apartment complexes she had a .357 Mag. Six-shooter under the counter that she could take out, kock (man, the c-word is a proper word in gun usage) it, and have it under an idiots chin way too quickly.</p><p></p><p>My gentle mother (hehehe) is just as bad, one time a boyfriend of hers called her that nice word that rhymes with witch, but starts with a 'B', well she knocked him flat out with one punch - funny part thing with that though, he was an Army Ranger.</p><p></p><p>Oh yeah, I don't live in my home town - I like my friends to think I'm the scary one, not the matriarchs of the family. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /> </p><p></p><p>Hence, this is why 'Jo' is my favorite character inthis story hour - she reminds me of home.</p><p></p><p>Oh, one last thing my family came to Oregon, via Illinois, from Louisiana - I don't know my Great Gramma Delaney's maiden name, but my gramma's first husband (father of five of her nine kids) had the last name of Downs and they use to live a bit east of Shrevesport.</p><p></p><p>Anyhow, enough of my disgressing - as well as given out information that could be used against me, should I become a famous, or infamous, writer. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f644.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll eyes :rolleyes:" data-smilie="11"data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Friadoc, post: 265362, member: 5445"] Ok, ...I'll concur with her on this once, as I've an attachment to just such a lady, or ladies in this case, while growing up. My hometown is in southern Oregon, yes this is not a story of the true south, in an old lumber town grown-up called Klamath Falls. It sits upon a nice lake, albeit artificial as it was made to help with farm irrigation, that grows an unusual algea that we charge an arm-and-a-leg for to the yuppie-folk. Loads of hunting, fishing, gravel pits, swimming holes, and hidden nudie farms to boot - a nice, rural culture. Oh, we do have the weirdness of being home to the Oregon Institute of Technology - Oregon's seat of higher learning for engineers, nurses, and other such fields (it's also home to some nice computer geeks too). Anyhow, you will see a large variance of 'necks in this area, with a fair amount of white trash thrown in to be safe, with a few local tribes of Native American (recently joining the 'We have a Casino' trend, that allows them fiscal revenge on the 'white man') such as the Modoc (of Modoc Wars fame), the Klamath, and a third tribe that slips my mind. One thing I can tell you is that technically a redneck can come from any, and I do mean, any ethnic grouping/race - it's hilarious as I think Klamath Falls tends to be a weird place of equality (we allow anyone to put trucks on blocks in their front yards ;) ). But, to the topic of shooting and drink from the gentler sex - both my momma and my gramma could easily out shoot a fair number of people. Heck, when my gramma ran one of the local apartment complexes she had a .357 Mag. Six-shooter under the counter that she could take out, kock (man, the c-word is a proper word in gun usage) it, and have it under an idiots chin way too quickly. My gentle mother (hehehe) is just as bad, one time a boyfriend of hers called her that nice word that rhymes with witch, but starts with a 'B', well she knocked him flat out with one punch - funny part thing with that though, he was an Army Ranger. Oh yeah, I don't live in my home town - I like my friends to think I'm the scary one, not the matriarchs of the family. :D Hence, this is why 'Jo' is my favorite character inthis story hour - she reminds me of home. Oh, one last thing my family came to Oregon, via Illinois, from Louisiana - I don't know my Great Gramma Delaney's maiden name, but my gramma's first husband (father of five of her nine kids) had the last name of Downs and they use to live a bit east of Shrevesport. Anyhow, enough of my disgressing - as well as given out information that could be used against me, should I become a famous, or infamous, writer. :rolleyes: [/QUOTE]
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