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<blockquote data-quote="Old Drew Id" data-source="post: 3175551" data-attributes="member: 12175"><p>This situation always makes me think of this song (kudos to anyone who recognizes the source without googling the lyrics)</p><p></p><p>Dragons.</p><p>"List of useful parts:</p><p>Claws, ears, tongue."</p><p>Hey, this could be</p><p>a very profitable business.</p><p>There are so many cures</p><p>from bits of dragon.</p><p>Dragon whiskers</p><p>Dragon toes</p><p>A dragon tooth</p><p>And a dragon nose</p><p>Every little piece</p><p>Every little piece</p><p>We could make a million</p><p>by slicing him, dicing him</p><p>Hoagy, we could sell</p><p>every little shell</p><p>There's enough of him</p><p>to go around</p><p>Money, money, money</p><p>by the pound</p><p>Every little piece</p><p>Every little piece</p><p>I can take a scissor</p><p>and clip him up, rip him up</p><p>Every little part</p><p>is a work of art</p><p>Think of what</p><p>a dragon heart would bring</p><p>Wrapped up in a ribbon</p><p>and a string</p><p>Dragon liver</p><p>can cure a cold</p><p>Dragon powder grows hair</p><p>[Gasping]</p><p>With dragon blood</p><p>you'll never grow old</p><p>Every item</p><p>is covered with gold</p><p>Every item</p><p>is covered with gold</p><p>Every little piece</p><p>Every little piece</p><p>Dragon, you're my wagon to destiny</p><p>you're the key</p><p>Every little shred</p><p>moving me ahead</p><p>Every dream of mine</p><p>will be fulfilled</p><p>Oh, what a dragon business</p><p>we can build</p><p>Dragon cartilage</p><p>keeps you thin</p><p>Dragon fat is for burns</p><p>[Gasping]</p><p>A dragon tear will</p><p>clear up your skin</p><p>Watch the profits</p><p>come rolling in</p><p>Watch the profits</p><p>come rolling in</p><p>Every little piece</p><p>Every little crease</p><p>Oh, lead me to the dragon</p><p>I'll buy him up, tie him up</p><p>Drag him from the cave</p><p>Show him that I'm brave</p><p>I'll bind him up</p><p>Grind him up</p><p>Lop him up</p><p>Chop him up</p><p>Can't you hear</p><p>that jingle-jangle sound</p><p>Oh yeah</p><p>It's money money, money by the pound</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Old Drew Id, post: 3175551, member: 12175"] This situation always makes me think of this song (kudos to anyone who recognizes the source without googling the lyrics) Dragons. "List of useful parts: Claws, ears, tongue." Hey, this could be a very profitable business. There are so many cures from bits of dragon. Dragon whiskers Dragon toes A dragon tooth And a dragon nose Every little piece Every little piece We could make a million by slicing him, dicing him Hoagy, we could sell every little shell There's enough of him to go around Money, money, money by the pound Every little piece Every little piece I can take a scissor and clip him up, rip him up Every little part is a work of art Think of what a dragon heart would bring Wrapped up in a ribbon and a string Dragon liver can cure a cold Dragon powder grows hair [Gasping] With dragon blood you'll never grow old Every item is covered with gold Every item is covered with gold Every little piece Every little piece Dragon, you're my wagon to destiny you're the key Every little shred moving me ahead Every dream of mine will be fulfilled Oh, what a dragon business we can build Dragon cartilage keeps you thin Dragon fat is for burns [Gasping] A dragon tear will clear up your skin Watch the profits come rolling in Watch the profits come rolling in Every little piece Every little crease Oh, lead me to the dragon I'll buy him up, tie him up Drag him from the cave Show him that I'm brave I'll bind him up Grind him up Lop him up Chop him up Can't you hear that jingle-jangle sound Oh yeah It's money money, money by the pound [/QUOTE]
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