jonesy
A Wicked Kendragon
Yesterday I got a kitten. She was to stay with me for a week while her owners were on a trip to visit beaches of sunshine somewhere in Australia. So of course like a good friend I had agreed to take care of the little rascal.
This is where I point out that I have never had any kinds of allergic reactions to cats (though now it seems that I never just spent 'enough' time in their presence), and I've owned several dogs with similar negative results.
So, mere three hours after the kitten was let loose into my apartment I found myself outside. Eyes bleeding, breath coming in ragged gasps, skin feeling like a nest of pythons had decided to give me a tender hug, hands shaking, involuntarily drooling, the lunch I'd had coloring my lawn, I'm lying there trying to dial for an ambulance.
Death by kitten, almost. Had to call in my brother to vacuum the place before I could return. Managed to convince the neighbours to take the kitten for the week (it's a kitten. There wasn't any actual convincing involved). I'm slowly returning to my life. Except,
I think I'm afraid of cats now. No, that's the wrong word. Terrified. Worse than that, I have a reason for it.
This is where I point out that I have never had any kinds of allergic reactions to cats (though now it seems that I never just spent 'enough' time in their presence), and I've owned several dogs with similar negative results.
So, mere three hours after the kitten was let loose into my apartment I found myself outside. Eyes bleeding, breath coming in ragged gasps, skin feeling like a nest of pythons had decided to give me a tender hug, hands shaking, involuntarily drooling, the lunch I'd had coloring my lawn, I'm lying there trying to dial for an ambulance.
Death by kitten, almost. Had to call in my brother to vacuum the place before I could return. Managed to convince the neighbours to take the kitten for the week (it's a kitten. There wasn't any actual convincing involved). I'm slowly returning to my life. Except,
I think I'm afraid of cats now. No, that's the wrong word. Terrified. Worse than that, I have a reason for it.

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