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Deathstalker becomes cat food!

Darkwolf

First Post
<Deathstalker> Thug - 0, Sig Fan, Loc Swamp, DT
<Rrai-kesh> Rrai-kesh
<Rrai-kesh> Green belt 3
<Rrai-kesh> Yen: 2
<Rrai-kesh> Signature Styles: Panther, Tiger, Wolf
<Rrai-kesh> Dojo Style: Phoenix(from Darkwolf's Dojo)
<Rrai-kesh> Fist of Fury (x1)
<Rrai-kesh> Chi Strike
<Rrai-kesh> Master of Emotions
<Rrai-kesh> Item: Battle cat, Gal-kerr; Powers: Tiger Sig. Style
<Noir> "I shall judge this contest of wills"
<Deathstalker> !mb ybinsult
<MeowthBot> Deathstalker: I find your cousin to be dishonest, your little apartment to be unnecessary, and your glare to be weak.
<Noir> "Let me hear your foul insults"
<Rrai-kesh> !mb ybinsult
<MeowthBot> Rrai-kesh: I find your niece to be jaded, your cemetery to be ill-conceived, and your zen to be rusty.
* Deathstalker munchem crunchem kitty cat
<Noir> "Such weak insults? Why I was spewing worse when I was 3!"
<Noir> "In this instance though, the cat has better insults...Pick your poison, little kitty."
<Noir> !mb ybmaster
<MeowthBot> Noir: MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the ricefield north-east of the Forbidden City on the evening of the dragon.
* Rrai-kesh bows to opponent and judge...
* Deathstalker stands arrogantly
*** Retrieving #ybfight info...
<Rrai-kesh> A 6 flag speed standard match please.
*** Noir changes topic to 'YB Fight Channel || Rrai-kesh 0 v Deathstalker 0 - 6 flag speed standard'
<Noir> "Kitty is first until chi strike and dirty trick are used"
<Rrai-kesh> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Rrai-kesh: The rabbit blasts the spring and perfectly demolishes the Garden of Worship; waves away the touch of the four winds!
<Rrai-kesh> done
<Deathstalker> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Deathstalker: The mongoose unremittingly leaps over the plain; scatters the aggression of the ember!
<Deathstalker> done
<Noir> "I am impressed by that killer bunny..."
* Noir tosses a dagger to embed itself in a rice stalk next to Rrai-kesh
<Rrai-kesh> "I've got HUUUUUUUGE teeth!"
*** Noir changes topic to 'YB Fight Channel || Rrai-kesh 1 v Deathstalker 0 - 6 flag speed standard'
<Rrai-kesh> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Rrai-kesh: The cherry blossom rains upon the ricefield; removes the offensive of the honor! *yen*
<Sabaron> "Where is it? Behind the rabbit?"
<Rrai-kesh> done
<Deathstalker> but are they gnashy teeth?
<Deathstalker> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Deathstalker: The raven moves upon the caves; avoids the onslaught of the lightbeam!
<Deathstalker> done
<Noir> 'Are you playing or fighting? This round is composed of pure and utter trash!!!'
<Noir> "Round and yen goes to the cat for being able to do something with raining blossoms due to his experience"
* Noir tosses a dagger to embed itself in another rice stalk next to Rrai-kesh
*** Noir changes topic to 'YB Fight Channel || Rrai-kesh 2 v Deathstalker 0 - 6 flag speed standard'
<Rrai-kesh> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Rrai-kesh: The sword rides facing the foothills; shields against the tempest of the foul!
<Rrai-kesh> done
<Deathstalker> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Deathstalker: The mantis dominates the prairie; smoothly negates the roar of the lightning!
<Deathstalker> done
<Noir> "I was beginning to wonder if you were going to live up to your name or if it was death stalking you!"
* Noir tosses a dagger to embed itself in a rice stalk next to DeathStalker
*** Noir changes topic to 'YB Fight Channel || Rrai-kesh 2 v Deathstalker 1 - 6 flag speed standard'
<Rrai-kesh> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Rrai-kesh: The manticore tracks facing the caves; shields the gaze of the battlements!
<Rrai-kesh> done
* Deathstalker munchem crunchem good
<Deathstalker> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Deathstalker: The manta ray falls upon the delta; redirects the touch of the honor!
<Deathstalker> done
<Noir> "We have a blind manticore and a manta ray about to go splat...you two call yourselves fighters?"
<Noir> "Round to most experienced fighter again...although I wonder if he's learning anything from this..."
*** Noir changes topic to 'YB Fight Channel || Rrai-kesh 3 v Deathstalker 1 - 6 flag speed standard'
<Deathstalker> You haven't heard of the elite manta parachute regiment?
<Noir> uh...no
<Rrai-kesh> "Hard to learn anything when the challenge is so little..."
<Rrai-kesh> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Rrai-kesh: The panther spins before the steppes; fends off the storm of the teardrop!
<Rrai-kesh> Chi Strike!
<Rrai-kesh> done
<Deathstalker> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Deathstalker: The raven silences the hells; dodges the energy of the moon!
<Deathstalker> done
* Deathstalker bash dizzy kitty
<Noir> "There is a lot of noise down there....for a little bird to quiet them is quite a move..."
* Noir launches two daggers...one lands right next to Rrai for last round...another breezes past Deathstalker's ear for the point this round.
<Sabaron> "Quoth the raven 'Nevermore'"
*** Noir changes topic to 'YB Fight Channel || Rrai-kesh 3 v Deathstalker 2 - 6 flag speed standard'
<Rrai-kesh> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Rrai-kesh: The ki-rin nails the dungeon; avoids the foray of the willow!
<Rrai-kesh> done
<Deathstalker> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Deathstalker: The fist slashes near the castle; dominates the punch of the shield and drops before the kick of the sun!
<Deathstalker> done
* Noir gives Deathstalker a strange look...
<Noir> "Who told you fists can slash?"
* Deathstalker surname razorfist
* Deathstalker Razorfist
* Noir throws another dagger which lands in a stalk of rice just next to Rrai's leg
*** Noir changes topic to 'YB Fight Channel || Rrai-kesh 4 v Deathstalker 2 - 6 flag speed standard'
*** Sabaron is now known as Mirashi_Iso
<Rrai-kesh> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Rrai-kesh: The dagger falls through the pond; appears by the onslaught of the shield!
<Rrai-kesh> done
<Deathstalker> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Deathstalker: The west wind burns the badlands; moves atop the roar of the rosewood!
<Deathstalker> done
<Rrai-kesh> *Shard winks at Mirashi!*
* Noir is impressed by the wind move...
* Noir throws another dagger which lands in a stalk of rice just next to Deathstalker's head
*** Noir changes topic to 'YB Fight Channel || Rrai-kesh 4 v Deathstalker 3 - 6 flag speed standard'
* Mirashi_Iso is so delighted that he forgets to stare at Noir appreciatively
<Rrai-kesh> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Rrai-kesh: The northstar silences the coast; shields the efforts of the mist!
<Rrai-kesh> done
<Deathstalker> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Deathstalker: The snake parts the volcano; averts the efforts of the orchid!
<Deathstalker> done
<Noir> "Finally...you two are now beginning to fight? I was getting bored until last round..."
* Rrai-kesh smiles apologetically at Noir.
<Noir> "hmm...."
* Rrai-kesh also snarls at Deathstalker...
<Noir> "A snake may part a volcano...but is it going to survive the impending lava flow?"
<Noir> "Northstar's can silence coasts easily...*CRASH!*"
* Noir throws another dagger which gets embedded in a stalk of rice just next to Rrai's tiger mount...
*** Noir changes topic to 'YB Fight Channel || Rrai-kesh 5 v Deathstalker 3 - 6 flag speed standard'
<Rrai-kesh> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Rrai-kesh: The fang prances below the caves so it drops across the arrow; defends against the blood of the moon!
<Deathstalker> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Deathstalker: The turtle destroys the gate; dodges the touch of the mist!
<Rrai-kesh> done...so much for my fangs..
<Deathstalker> done
* Noir gives Rrai-kesh a number for a denture manufacturer...
<Noir> "Since your's have gone off prancing while Deathstalker called Gamera in...."
* Rrai-kesh smiles a broken smile in thanks...
* Noir throws another dagger which gets embedded in a stalk of rice just next to Deathstalker's arm...
*** Noir changes topic to 'YB Fight Channel || Rrai-kesh 5 v Deathstalker 4 - 6 flag speed standard'
<Mirashi_Iso> Heh... you could view that move as a vampire defending itself against werewolves. That would make it a good one
* Deathstalker getting warmed up now
<Rrai-kesh> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Rrai-kesh: The toad moves near the well; quells the assailment of the earth! *yen*
<Rrai-kesh> done
<Deathstalker> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Deathstalker: The tiger eliminates the savanna; negates the onslaught of the stars!
<Rrai-kesh> POING!!!
<Deathstalker> What an unpleasant ending.
<Mirashi_Iso> Beat by a toad
* Rrai-kesh stands and laughs at the pitiful attack...
* Noir laughs at Deathstalker attempting to use a tiger move against the were-tiger
<Noir> "Point, yen, and match to the kitty!"
<Rrai-kesh> "Here, want some warts?"
*** Noir changes topic to 'YB Fight Channel'
* Mirashi_Iso licks the toad
* Mirashi_Iso 's pupils dialate
* Rrai-kesh bows to judge and defeated opponent.
<Noir> "Deathstalker you fall to a hideous Thug down on luck!"
<Noir> "The cat is up to Green belt 4 and is about ready for his brown belt"
<Deathstalker> munchem crunchem grumble grumble
<Rrai-kesh> And I'll have to stop there for now unfortunately.
<Noir> "The cat also gained 2 yen from less then spetacular moves...but he got them anyway"
<Rrai-kesh> Maybe a rematch another day...
* Deathstalker munchem crunchem kitty later
 

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