Deep beneath MELTING ANTARCTIC ice: A huge active VOLCANO

[calronmoonflower]

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Welcome to the Savage Lands.

 

[Jeremy E Grenemyer]

Now that is a delicious peace of for real!

I'd give goldomark's left you know what for a National Geographic full page spread of roiling lava encased in a dome of ice.

 

[Kramodlog]

What sort of fetish do you have!?

 

[Zombie_Babies]

A good one. It is, though, probably enough to warrant it's own discussion thread.

 

[Jeremy E Grenemyer]

What sort of fetish do you have!?

Don't worry. I'm sure it will grow back.

Besides, alternate forms of payment are all the rage these days. And if it helps, I'll be sure to ask for 3D pictures of the ice dome and a real time video feed.

Quite a steal at the price of one nut. I'm sure Scrat would agree.

 

[Kramodlog]

Don't worry. I'm sure it will grow back.

Besides, alternate forms of payment are all the rage these days.

How about some hot molted smegma?

 

[Jeremy E Grenemyer]

How about some hot molted smegma?

A good offer, that. Unfortunately there's no market for it.

We're trying to fund an expedition into and under the Antarctic ice after all. Ancient proto-squirrel guides are very particular when it comes to what constitutes payment so something that reminds them of a difficult adolescence just won't do.

 

[Kramodlog]

A good offer, that. Unfortunately there's no market for it.

Pffft, amateur. You didn't check in Japan.