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Message: <blockquote data-quote="reveal" data-source="post: 2058293" data-attributes="member: 1236">1. Don`t sweat the petty things and don`t pet the sweaty things.2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys andapes?5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the badgirls live.6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where`s the self-helpsection?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.7. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?8. Is there another word for synonym?9. Isn`t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"10. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"11. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangeredplant?12. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?13. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone willclean them?14. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?15. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?16. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?17. Is it true that cannibals don`t eat clowns because they taste funny?18. What was the best thing before sliced bread?19. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?20. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?21. How is it possible to have a civil war?22. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?23. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?24. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?25. Why is it called tourist season if we can`t shoot at them?26. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?27. Where are we going? And what`s with this hand basket?28. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn`t the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?29. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?30. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren`tgoing as ghosts but as mattresses?31. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?</blockquote>

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