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<blockquote data-quote="jonesy" data-source="post: 2058358" data-attributes="member: 10324"><p>Would a fly without wings be called a walk?</p><p></p><p>Can you be a closet claustrophobic?</p><p></p><p>If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?</p><p></p><p>If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?</p><p></p><p>Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?</p><p></p><p>Is it possible to be totally partial?</p><p></p><p>What's another word for thesaurus?</p><p></p><p>When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?</p><p></p><p>Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?</p><p></p><p>Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?</p><p></p><p>How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?</p><p></p><p>When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?</p><p></p><p>Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?</p><p></p><p>Do radioactive cats have 18 half lives?</p><p></p><p>If you shoot a mime, do you need a silencer?</p><p></p><p>How can they tell that twin lobsters are really twins?</p><p></p><p>What is the speed of dark?</p><p></p><p>How come you never hear about gruntled employees?</p><p></p><p>What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?</p><p></p><p>After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?</p><p></p><p>If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?</p><p></p><p>If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?</p><p></p><p>When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?</p><p></p><p>How can there be self-help groups?</p><p></p><p>Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?</p><p></p><p>Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?</p><p></p><p>If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?</p><p></p><p>Why are there interstate highways is Hawaii?</p><p></p><p>Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?</p><p></p><p>Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?</p><p></p><p>Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?</p><p></p><p>Where are preparations A through G?</p><p></p><p>If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?</p><p></p><p>When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?</p><p></p><p>When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there staring at the carpet?</p><p></p><p>What happened to the first 6 "ups"?</p><p></p><p>If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? Or maybe I'll just have a bunch of purples.</p><p></p><p>If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?</p><p></p><p>Why is the word abbreviation so long?</p><p></p><p>If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?</p><p></p><p>Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jonesy, post: 2058358, member: 10324"] Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Can you be a closet claustrophobic? If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off? If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? Is it possible to be totally partial? What's another word for thesaurus? When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in? Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes? When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one? Do radioactive cats have 18 half lives? If you shoot a mime, do you need a silencer? How can they tell that twin lobsters are really twins? What is the speed of dark? How come you never hear about gruntled employees? What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water? If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs? How can there be self-help groups? Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? Why are there interstate highways is Hawaii? Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo? Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Where are preparations A through G? If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like? When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away? When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there staring at the carpet? What happened to the first 6 "ups"? If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? Or maybe I'll just have a bunch of purples. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? Why is the word abbreviation so long? If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? [/QUOTE]
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