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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Kibo" data-source="post: 402542" data-attributes="member: 5451">Well KC sure can't take credit for the bungee jump rescue, that was the lesser of two Kevins.  He even gets royalties from Brendon Fraiser Returns to Oogle Rachel Wies: Bouncy Bouncy.  You'd think that since they were in the middle of desert they'd look to another KC movie to find an ending.  They could have had The Rock dancing with scorpions or something, (they had to save the giant electrum Rock statue for Vince McMahn(sp) Presents: The King of Shameless Desert Whores).Normally right now is where I talk about Brian Denehey and how he should have known better than to play a cross between Joseph Hazelwood, Captain Morgan, and Captain Stubing, but then I'd have to issue new decoder rings.  (Everyone knows he was too busy with his roll in The Gladiator)Kreynolds, should you wish to obtain an official decoder ring, you can go join up at <a href="http://www.realultimatepower.net/" target="_blank">my fan site</a>*.  In return I only ask for one easy payment of $19.95, no C.O.D.'s and that you sign over your immortal soul.  (For all transactions involving your immortal soul we redirect you to our SSL page which is of course verified by Verisign)*Wholely owned subsidiary of Microsoft, some soul transactions may result in the transferance of your first born to Microsoft or other interested parties.  Offer may not be valid in some states, by reading this you have agreed to forfeit all rights to sue for any and all damages or compensation, and have agreed to send Bill Gates a money order in the sum of $500. </blockquote>

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