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<blockquote data-quote="Galethorn" data-source="post: 1699468" data-attributes="member: 7888"><p>Well, let's start by defining mate as 'significant other who I would want to live with, along with procreate'. So, by that definition...</p><p></p><p><strong>Mind</strong></p><p></p><p>Intellect; at least as smart as me, if not smarter. Fortunately, I'm not a genius or anything, so it's not an unachievable thing to want.</p><p></p><p>Personality; I'm not certain, but I like a girl with a playful streak, and a good sense of humor. Also, I wouldn't be able to get along with a girl who doesn't have the same morals as mine, but I'll get to that in 'spirit'.</p><p></p><p>Interests; so long as she doesn't mind computers, isn't consumed by an interest in pop culture or sports, and is willing to give gaming a try, she's good enough for me to call perfect. If she's an avid tolkienist, gamer, and sword expert, that would be guilding the lilly.</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Body</strong></p><p>Height; above average to 'quite tall', since I'm 6'6" tall myself, and wouldn't want to have to kneel to give/recieve a hug/kiss. I'd estimate 5'8" as about the minimum 'huggable' height, 6'0" as 'just right', and 6'3" as about the tallest.</p><p></p><p>Build; definately not super-skinny or toned, let alone muscular. I like girls kinda pudgy, but not large, and I'd be fine with a fairly petite one so long as she's soft around the middle. Not sure <em>why</em>, exactly, but that's how I like members of the opposite sex.</p><p></p><p>Colors; either fair (red or blonde) or very dark hair, blue eyes are a plus, but not necessary for her to be 'perfect', and creamy/pale/fair (or whatever word you like best) skin is a necessity. I don't know why, but something about a tan looks unnatural to me.</p><p></p><p>Face; I like round faces with soft features, and small chins. Miranda Otto (Eowyn) would be pretty close to 'perfect', but her chin is just a little bit too small, her other facial features are a little bit too fine, and not quite rounded and soft enough.</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Spirit</strong></p><p></p><p>Morals; she has to be at least as 'good aligned' as I am, if not a bit more, but not by too much. I abhor the idea of betraying friends and loved ones, am sickened by <em>real</em> selfishness (like undertaxing the rich at the expense of the poor, rather than choosing the biggest muffin), and think the greatest achievement of the human species is compassion, rather than any technological marvel.</p><p></p><p>Ethics; so long as she doesn't drive while talking on a cell phone, drive an SUV, support spam/spyware, or bury chemical waste in the garden to save money, she's ethical enough for me.</p><p></p><p>Religion; I believe in the existance of something more to the universe than science will ever be able to explain, but I don't worship it, whatever it is. Thus, she would have to feel the same way to to be 'perfect', but I could live with a practicing religious person/sworn atheist if they didn't accost me for feeling differently.</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Miscelaneous</strong></p><p></p><p>Politics; I will suffice to say that my perfect mate would have to have similar views to mine on major issues.</p><p></p><p>Glasses; I like girls with glasses, but the 'specs aren't necessary for her to be perfect.</p><p></p><p>Age; close to mine (~16.8 years as of today), for obvious reasons.</p><p></p><p>Lefty/Righty; righty, but I might be pleasently surprised by a southpaw.</p><p></p><p>PC/Mac; PC, but I'd love a chance to convert a Mac girl.</p><p></p><p>And that's about it. If I met a girl who met all those criteria, and she liked <em>big, tall, sensitive, red-haired and blue-eyed</em> me, then I'd be set for life.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Galethorn, post: 1699468, member: 7888"] Well, let's start by defining mate as 'significant other who I would want to live with, along with procreate'. So, by that definition... [b]Mind[/b] Intellect; at least as smart as me, if not smarter. Fortunately, I'm not a genius or anything, so it's not an unachievable thing to want. Personality; I'm not certain, but I like a girl with a playful streak, and a good sense of humor. Also, I wouldn't be able to get along with a girl who doesn't have the same morals as mine, but I'll get to that in 'spirit'. Interests; so long as she doesn't mind computers, isn't consumed by an interest in pop culture or sports, and is willing to give gaming a try, she's good enough for me to call perfect. If she's an avid tolkienist, gamer, and sword expert, that would be guilding the lilly. [b]Body[/b] Height; above average to 'quite tall', since I'm 6'6" tall myself, and wouldn't want to have to kneel to give/recieve a hug/kiss. I'd estimate 5'8" as about the minimum 'huggable' height, 6'0" as 'just right', and 6'3" as about the tallest. Build; definately not super-skinny or toned, let alone muscular. I like girls kinda pudgy, but not large, and I'd be fine with a fairly petite one so long as she's soft around the middle. Not sure [i]why[/i], exactly, but that's how I like members of the opposite sex. Colors; either fair (red or blonde) or very dark hair, blue eyes are a plus, but not necessary for her to be 'perfect', and creamy/pale/fair (or whatever word you like best) skin is a necessity. I don't know why, but something about a tan looks unnatural to me. Face; I like round faces with soft features, and small chins. Miranda Otto (Eowyn) would be pretty close to 'perfect', but her chin is just a little bit too small, her other facial features are a little bit too fine, and not quite rounded and soft enough. [b]Spirit[/b] Morals; she has to be at least as 'good aligned' as I am, if not a bit more, but not by too much. I abhor the idea of betraying friends and loved ones, am sickened by [i]real[/i] selfishness (like undertaxing the rich at the expense of the poor, rather than choosing the biggest muffin), and think the greatest achievement of the human species is compassion, rather than any technological marvel. Ethics; so long as she doesn't drive while talking on a cell phone, drive an SUV, support spam/spyware, or bury chemical waste in the garden to save money, she's ethical enough for me. Religion; I believe in the existance of something more to the universe than science will ever be able to explain, but I don't worship it, whatever it is. Thus, she would have to feel the same way to to be 'perfect', but I could live with a practicing religious person/sworn atheist if they didn't accost me for feeling differently. [b]Miscelaneous[/b] Politics; I will suffice to say that my perfect mate would have to have similar views to mine on major issues. Glasses; I like girls with glasses, but the 'specs aren't necessary for her to be perfect. Age; close to mine (~16.8 years as of today), for obvious reasons. Lefty/Righty; righty, but I might be pleasently surprised by a southpaw. PC/Mac; PC, but I'd love a chance to convert a Mac girl. And that's about it. If I met a girl who met all those criteria, and she liked [i]big, tall, sensitive, red-haired and blue-eyed[/i] me, then I'd be set for life. [/QUOTE]
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