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<blockquote data-quote="Korgoth" data-source="post: 3720976" data-attributes="member: 49613">If we're voting, I say out with the lovable scamps.Scene: A party of dour adventurers prepares to trespass upon the Pits of Mordecore.&nbsp; They gather their gear and company.&quot;300' of rope?&quot; - &quot;Check&quot;&quot;Pitons?&quot; - &quot;Check&quot;&quot;Hammers?&quot; - &quot;Check&quot;&quot;Holy Water?&quot; - &quot;Check&quot;&quot;4 10' Poles?&quot; - &quot;Check&quot;&quot;Holy man?&quot; - &quot;Check, my son.&quot;&quot;Wizard?&quot; - &quot;Check&quot;&quot;Oh, Food and Water?&quot; - &quot;Check and double check&quot;&quot;Fighting men?&quot; - &quot;HOOAH!&quot;&quot;Weapons and Armor?&quot; - &quot;Check and double check&quot;&quot;Musician?&quot; - &quot;...&quot;&quot;...&quot;&quot;...&quot; - &quot;*sigh* Check.&quot;Scene: The party is at sea.&nbsp; Suddenly, the sea erupts as huge tentacles encircle the ship and begin smashing the crew.&nbsp; A great fearsome beak arises as the Kraken bears its maw and attempts to destroy the party, the ship and the crew.DM: &quot;What do you do?&quot;Fighter: &quot;I draw my zweihander and slash the nearest tentacle!&quot;Cleric: &quot;I call down a column of holy fire from the heavens upon this unnatural beast!&quot;Wizard: &quot;I unleash a bolt of eldritch lightning straight into its terrible visage.&quot;Rogue: &quot;I throw a vessel of alchemist's fire straight into its beak.&quot;Ranger: &quot;I unleash a rain of arrows right into its protuberant eye.&quot;Bard: &quot;I sing!&quot;......Monk: &quot;I kick the bard in the groin and then attack the squid.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Korgoth, post: 3720976, member: 49613"] If we're voting, I say out with the lovable scamps. Scene: A party of dour adventurers prepares to trespass upon the Pits of Mordecore. They gather their gear and company. "300' of rope?" - "Check" "Pitons?" - "Check" "Hammers?" - "Check" "Holy Water?" - "Check" "4 10' Poles?" - "Check" "Holy man?" - "Check, my son." "Wizard?" - "Check" "Oh, Food and Water?" - "Check and double check" "Fighting men?" - "HOOAH!" "Weapons and Armor?" - "Check and double check" "Musician?" - "..." "..." "..." - "*sigh* Check." Scene: The party is at sea. Suddenly, the sea erupts as huge tentacles encircle the ship and begin smashing the crew. A great fearsome beak arises as the Kraken bears its maw and attempts to destroy the party, the ship and the crew. DM: "What do you do?" Fighter: "I draw my zweihander and slash the nearest tentacle!" Cleric: "I call down a column of holy fire from the heavens upon this unnatural beast!" Wizard: "I unleash a bolt of eldritch lightning straight into its terrible visage." Rogue: "I throw a vessel of alchemist's fire straight into its beak." Ranger: "I unleash a rain of arrows right into its protuberant eye." Bard: "I sing!" ... ... Monk: "I kick the bard in the groin and then attack the squid." [/QUOTE]

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