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<blockquote data-quote="DerHauptman" data-source="post: 3012077" data-attributes="member: 39988"><p>Jik'tu looks down at the elf...</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">Jik'tu not be smarts but Cepheus not say dat bout you...</span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">dis he said...</span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">Dat "lord" brings us to dat place of hims so he not pisses us off. </span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">Les we kills his mens in da night</span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">we cut throats of his families too den if we likes it </span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">we can takes his stuffs cuz we knows his place den...</span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">He not say nee ting bouts us treets you anyhows...</span></p><p></p><p>Getting visibly irritated!!!</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">Now!</span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">Slaves not talk...not threatens dems masters, eevers...</span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">You loosed to me, in my culture make solute bedient fer greement times </span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">I owes you not nutin you owes me....boy!</span></p><p></p><p>< then relaxing as if to explain something to a child> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">Dat day we betted I asked if you greed to total bediance...dat you say yes...</span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">Dis questions fer you den...</span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">You know bedience is - You knows vertude is - You knows dat word yes? </span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">You honors you words or not? </span> </p><p></p><p><then back to irritated again> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">I know you be go by words zactly, </span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">you threats are weak - I got no families - </span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">I gots not stuffs, lands er e ven craps worf steals. </span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">Look dis cloaks we gots - dis craps here not comes out...</span></p><p></p><p><eyes lighting-up in revelation></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">Yea, yea..dat you number ones job fer tonights avter we gets fed and sleeps...</span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">Scrubs dis off clean....</span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">Dis too...</span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">You says dress "my lords" to me and Cepheus and always "yes b'fer dat"...</span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">When yous inter doose mes and hims you says... </span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">"dis me its my master...Jik'tu and my master Cepheus..."</span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">you got dat?</span></p><p></p><p><shaking his finger></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">Dat you first rules...</span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">I knows you not orcs and weak so...</span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">I not kills you, not beats you, nor whore you out fer money, </span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">I might wan too but you not real slaves fer ever so I let you get way wif dat....</span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">saves some dig natty fer rest of life.</span></p><p></p><p><laughing> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">You please me I mights give you spect - </span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">craps you doos gud maybe some rivlage</span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">you not...den, well... </span> </p><p></p><p><growling></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">I gest you nots do dat - fer you sake...</span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">Den shuts up and stand over dere and wait...</span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">till I tells you like gud boy!</span></p><p></p><p>Jik'tu hands Cepheus a potion....</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">Oh dat boy mostly makes me fergets dis...</span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">Here dis frum dat wizard gave us...</span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">think is sumtin bout keeps fire frum kills us.</span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta">Sells it too and gets stuffs fer armors...</span></p><p></p><p>[sblock=BigB] </p><p></p><p>This is a 3rd level potion of Protection from Elements - fire. Its worth 700gp (I think..?) in the DMG; I think the shop will give us 60% that should get us started on our way to good equipment. </p><p></p><p>I am going to take a level of fighter next level for to get another feat and the martial proficiencies so I can get a good two handed weapon and take advantage of the STR I have - maybe take a greataxe or the 2 handed sword. Might be too cheesy though for me. I am debating. However, loosing the shield takes away my AC bonuses so I dunno. </p><p></p><p>Flavor wise after I fight in the tournament I could justify the fighter level I think...???</p><p></p><p>I think we should get you some MW STUD leather before the full plate. That AC penalty can mean life and death for us and you especially. Do you think you can make the MW DC's? </p><p></p><p>I guess we can just buy you the armor then make the plate. </p><p></p><p>Later of course I think we should get MW weapons. Are you also a weapon smith?</p><p>[/sblock]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DerHauptman, post: 3012077, member: 39988"] Jik'tu looks down at the elf... [COLOR=Magenta]Jik'tu not be smarts but Cepheus not say dat bout you... dis he said... Dat "lord" brings us to dat place of hims so he not pisses us off. Les we kills his mens in da night we cut throats of his families too den if we likes it we can takes his stuffs cuz we knows his place den... He not say nee ting bouts us treets you anyhows...[/COLOR] Getting visibly irritated!!! [COLOR=Magenta]Now! Slaves not talk...not threatens dems masters, eevers... You loosed to me, in my culture make solute bedient fer greement times I owes you not nutin you owes me....boy![/COLOR] < then relaxing as if to explain something to a child> [COLOR=Magenta]Dat day we betted I asked if you greed to total bediance...dat you say yes... Dis questions fer you den... You know bedience is - You knows vertude is - You knows dat word yes? You honors you words or not? [/COLOR] <then back to irritated again> [COLOR=Magenta]I know you be go by words zactly, you threats are weak - I got no families - I gots not stuffs, lands er e ven craps worf steals. Look dis cloaks we gots - dis craps here not comes out...[/COLOR] <eyes lighting-up in revelation> [COLOR=Magenta]Yea, yea..dat you number ones job fer tonights avter we gets fed and sleeps... Scrubs dis off clean.... Dis too... You says dress "my lords" to me and Cepheus and always "yes b'fer dat"... When yous inter doose mes and hims you says... "dis me its my master...Jik'tu and my master Cepheus..." you got dat?[/COLOR] <shaking his finger> [COLOR=Magenta]Dat you first rules... I knows you not orcs and weak so... I not kills you, not beats you, nor whore you out fer money, I might wan too but you not real slaves fer ever so I let you get way wif dat.... saves some dig natty fer rest of life.[/COLOR] <laughing> [COLOR=Magenta]You please me I mights give you spect - craps you doos gud maybe some rivlage you not...den, well... [/COLOR] <growling> [COLOR=Magenta]I gest you nots do dat - fer you sake... Den shuts up and stand over dere and wait... till I tells you like gud boy![/COLOR] Jik'tu hands Cepheus a potion.... [COLOR=Magenta] Oh dat boy mostly makes me fergets dis... Here dis frum dat wizard gave us... think is sumtin bout keeps fire frum kills us. Sells it too and gets stuffs fer armors...[/COLOR] [sblock=BigB] This is a 3rd level potion of Protection from Elements - fire. Its worth 700gp (I think..?) in the DMG; I think the shop will give us 60% that should get us started on our way to good equipment. I am going to take a level of fighter next level for to get another feat and the martial proficiencies so I can get a good two handed weapon and take advantage of the STR I have - maybe take a greataxe or the 2 handed sword. Might be too cheesy though for me. I am debating. However, loosing the shield takes away my AC bonuses so I dunno. Flavor wise after I fight in the tournament I could justify the fighter level I think...??? I think we should get you some MW STUD leather before the full plate. That AC penalty can mean life and death for us and you especially. Do you think you can make the MW DC's? I guess we can just buy you the armor then make the plate. Later of course I think we should get MW weapons. Are you also a weapon smith? [/sblock] [/QUOTE]
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