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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Brimshack" data-source="post: 3205988" data-attributes="member: 34694">Wingy liitle bint!Oh it's my servant, you know how the help can be. First she misplaces my favorite make-up and then she balls like a helpless little girl when I take away her food. I mean how much can a 12 year old girl need to eat anyway? Honestly, I am surrounded by selfish people. And I am sooo tired of it.Anyway, I am trying to get ready for another mission, and the gateway to the next world and our mission is just taking a little longer than usual to open up. So, my darlings, I thought of you. Aren't you glad?Well anyway, I have no idea what the other people do before a mission, but I always like to eat a nice meal, a little garden greens, followed by roast pheasant is always good, preferrably with a side of fresh vegetables, all followed by some kind of tart, and washed down with the very best of wines. I only eat a little off of each entré of course, because one doesn't want to go into battle on too full a stomach. But, you know, just enough. I always dress nicely, because it's all about the style thing, you know. And I wash and brush my hair. You nenver know how long your going to be stuck in the some stink hole of a dungeon, so it's important to at least start with a little class. (Which is precisely why that little muppet makes me so damn angry today. I mean I'll feed her when I get back, but if she can't help me when I am about to put my life on the line for the gold that pays for her porridge, I tell you! OH! Sometimes! Anyway, I hope my servants understand how fortunate they are to have been purchased by someone of my stature. A less thoughtful mistress would turn them all out into the street. If they can't show more appreciation...)Sorry dears, I really must concentrate on better things. Some new mission is imminant, I just got the message yesterday, and I can't wait to get started. Another hobbit hunt would be just the thign after dealing with those fat hags in the last outing, and what was with Mr. white-hair-and-I'm-only-20-somethign!?! I mean, ...ICK! Or maybe we will kill more lizardnmen or bat creatures. It's always fun to stomp some orcs. The best was when we got to blow an army of missionaries to smithereens on its way to preach the good word at some yokels who hired us. I do hope we don't meet that horid Lolth lady again, what would she want with us anyway. And honestly, I mean, you would think that a deity would know how to accesserize. I mean, some sort of divine power or something, your know "Perfect Ensemble (EX)," or something like that. And besides, a bad hair day is supposed to be just that, you know, a bad hair DAY. ...not like for this whole incarnation or something. Euuuw!These berries are marvelous! You know I hear they actually eat the crust in other parts of the world. Here, the way they cook it it's just too hard to cut a fork into, but I wonder if they add sugar or some other rare spices to the flour when they plan to eat the shell. Oh well, the berries are PERFECT. I will have to reward the cook, perhaps a little extra wood for his stove, or maybe I could just give him back his blanket. I don't know, but sometimes you just have to let people know you care.So, here I am just staring at the wall, waiting for it to shimmer the way it always does. Oh wait, talk to you later my lovers. I'm off to kill the Wizard!</blockquote>

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