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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ColinChapman" data-source="post: 9595860" data-attributes="member: 6779742">1) Rolls must be on the table to count. Dice trays eliminate this issue (and protect the table).2) Cats are untrustworthy players; choose better sorts to game with. Such as retrievers. And folks who like dice trays.3) Train your golden to retrieve (it's in the name!), not eat the dice; a win for the doggo and the weirdos who don't use trays. Whether for litter or rolling.4) Only weirdos don't use dice trays (they are probably cats in disguise; see point 2).5) Only weirdos use digital dice when real ones are available (also see point 4's point about point 2 again).6) Legible dice are a must, and don't forget to consider the needs of your colour-blind players (cats and dogs alike; equal opportunity play, folks).7) If your dice begin to metal or rock, the only answer is to give the horns (not from your bovine player; that's just rude).8) Give the precision dice a good ol' roll in a dice cup first (not the cat's milk cup though; be considerate).9) Dice towers are a sign of player boredom, balancing them one on the other like that. What?10) Roll in the open. The only reason to roll behind a screen is if you're ashamed of your ugly, ugly dice. Get some taste, GM-dude!11) Rolling against a screen sounds like cheating. It's not like it can roll back. Also, use a dice tray, weirdo.12) Punish dice by giving them to the (untrained) retriever.13) Using another player's dice without first licking and claiming them is a dick move.</blockquote>

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