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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Prince Atom" data-source="post: 377966" data-attributes="member: 6046">OT -- did you know he beat out They Might Be Giants in an influential magazine poll?  They came in fourth behind Jesus, Hitler, and Ric Flair.Oy! No, he's an archlich.  Thus, he's someone who has been so utterly pious and forgiving that God won't let him die.  That's why he forgave the man who shot him -- no harm, no foul!(Does anyone else find the idea of a good undead as oxymoronic and silly as I do?) Which half? (bum-SHEE!) I second that!  He and Andy Griffith must have some sort of death pact going on.  They're both still active! You would have preferred Jesus took days to die instead of hours?  Longinus (it is widely accepted) did him a favor.  IIRC he converted to Christianity not long afterwards.  I certainly know that the Vatican has a statue of him inside, because I've seen it. And afterwards -- a Pudding Pop!As for my own contributions:A Certain Former President is quite probably a zombie.  He'd be a ju ju zombie since his wife was into astrology, but the voodoo ladies have some standards.Gene Ray (<a href="http://www.timecube.com" target="_blank">http://www.timecube.com</a>).  Nuff said.TWKI'm sorry, but I just can't muster enough creative juices....</blockquote>