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<blockquote data-quote="Angcuru" data-source="post: 1834945" data-attributes="member: 10948">We had some kids come by our house trick or treating.&nbsp; Considering that Halloween is my birthday, and since I'm not a hobbit, I don't take kindly to people coming to MY house asking ME for stuff on MY birthday.&nbsp; But I was willing to give it a chance.&nbsp; The first ring of the doorbell, I looked out the door and saw a group of kids whom I know for a fact to be complete idiots, none of whom were wearing costumes.&nbsp; So I decide to have some fun.&nbsp; I open the door, and say &quot;What?&quot;&nbsp; They say &quot;Candy.&quot;&nbsp; I say &quot;You're a day late, it's November.&quot;&nbsp; They leave.&nbsp; Morons.Then we fill a bowl with candy, put it on the front steps, and go out to dinner.&nbsp; If anyone here lives in the northern New Jersey area or goes by there every now and then, you have GOT to try King Chef on Route 1 South near Woodbridge Mall.&nbsp; Great Chinese &amp; Japanese cuisine.Then we get back and I take a spot on the couch.&nbsp; I hear some rustling outside, look, and see some big dumb jock emptying the entire bowl into a sweat-stained pillow sack, and then he rings to doorbell.&nbsp; I open it, he says the bowl was empty.&nbsp; I tell him to wait there.&nbsp; I go into the kitchen and get a n S.O.S. steel wool pad, still in the plastic wrapper, clearly labelled, and drop it in his sack. He goes&nbsp; &quot;Awesome!&quot;&nbsp; I hope his dentist charges him a lot if he's dumb enough to try and eat it.&nbsp; Dumb idiot.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Angcuru, post: 1834945, member: 10948"] We had some kids come by our house trick or treating. Considering that Halloween is my birthday, and since I'm not a hobbit, I don't take kindly to people coming to MY house asking ME for stuff on MY birthday. But I was willing to give it a chance. The first ring of the doorbell, I looked out the door and saw a group of kids whom I know for a fact to be complete idiots, none of whom were wearing costumes. So I decide to have some fun. I open the door, and say "What?" They say "Candy." I say "You're a day late, it's November." They leave. Morons. Then we fill a bowl with candy, put it on the front steps, and go out to dinner. If anyone here lives in the northern New Jersey area or goes by there every now and then, you have GOT to try King Chef on Route 1 South near Woodbridge Mall. Great Chinese & Japanese cuisine. Then we get back and I take a spot on the couch. I hear some rustling outside, look, and see some big dumb jock emptying the entire bowl into a sweat-stained pillow sack, and then he rings to doorbell. I open it, he says the bowl was empty. I tell him to wait there. I go into the kitchen and get a n S.O.S. steel wool pad, still in the plastic wrapper, clearly labelled, and drop it in his sack. He goes "Awesome!" I hope his dentist charges him a lot if he's dumb enough to try and eat it. Dumb idiot. [/QUOTE]

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