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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Lobo Lurker" data-source="post: 2252543" data-attributes="member: 25172">Unit-12Is it possible that this human is unaware of her misproportions? "In this unit's experience the head of a human being occupies approximatly 10% of total body size. I find it curious that yours occuplies 15.7%."*Internal Query: Nice; Results: Nice - a function of etiquette; a location in France; a geological substance (ref: stone)* We are not speak of locations, I think. Nor are we speaking of Geology... though we are talking about books. Most likely, I am being rude. "What is homework? My database would indicate that it signifies work that is done from your place of residence... but you are far too young to be gainfully employed. Are you a slave or indentured servant perhaps?""Negative. This unit has never once observed data encoded into processed wood pulp."As the two converse, Unit-12's sensors detect the approach of a vehicle. He manuevers himself further into the shadow of the dumpster while the car approaches. As it stops near the telephone booth & and no one gets out of the car, he decides that these must be the people who contacted him."Thank you for our conversation. It was most informative." Without a further word or look behind him, Unit-12 leaves the girl behind and approaches the vehicle. Reaching it he reaches out and gingerly taps the window. "Are you the being, designation: Kludge, who contacted me about contract security work?" Curious... this being is obviously not human! Female... and superficially reselmbing a feline. A hybrid perhaps? Wishing he had some shampoo to offer the vehicle's occupants Unit-12 awaits thier response.Description: Tall, spidery, spare & and gangly, Unit-12 walks partially hunched over (for balance reasons?). It's head is shaped rather like a capsule. It has no facial features except for a glowing baleful red sensory strip around his head. Chassis is a white-gray space-age metal/plastic composite.  The robot (it's obviously a robot) looks to be damaged in places and walks with a slight limp. If you listen hard enough, you can hear the faint whisper of hydrolics when it moves.</blockquote>

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