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<blockquote data-quote="occam" data-source="post: 4172366" data-attributes="member: 39815"><p><strong><span style="color: Orange">Legion Devil:</span></strong> Hey Boss, what do you about all these do-gooder adventurers that keep showing up? They're really annoying.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Pit Fiend:</span></strong> You know, when I started off as a despicable lemure, I faced opponents like that, and I was lucky to survive. As an imp, I was in a better position to influence humanoids than to fight them, but it still happened. After being promoted to bearded devil, it was non-stop adventurer-fighting action. Same when I reached your status.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Orange">Legion Devil:</span></strong> So what did you do then? How do you get out of that?</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Pit Fiend:</span></strong> Well, that's the thing... I don't know. Now that I'm one of the most powerful beings in the multiverse, I still have to deal with those pesky humanoids. I mean... What in the Nine Hells??! I thought by now I'd be facing dragons, or the tarrasque! But NO! More humans, more elves, more dwarves... Is this what I get for scaling the heights of infernal power?!!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Orange">Legion Devil:</span></strong> ...</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Pit Fiend:</span></strong> ...</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Orange">Legion Devil:</span></strong> Sorry, Boss.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Pit Fiend:</span></strong> No, no, forget about it. I just get so frustrated when I think about all the cool monsters those so-called "heroes" get to fight... I let my emotions get out of hand a bit. Pay it no mind.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Orange">Legion Devil:</span></strong> Thanks, Boss!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Pit Fiend:</span></strong> Besides, I need you to blow up the next time some of those adventurers drop by.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Orange">Legion Devil:</span></strong> ...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="occam, post: 4172366, member: 39815"] [b][COLOR=Orange]Legion Devil:[/COLOR][/b] Hey Boss, what do you about all these do-gooder adventurers that keep showing up? They're really annoying. [b][COLOR=Red]Pit Fiend:[/COLOR][/b] You know, when I started off as a despicable lemure, I faced opponents like that, and I was lucky to survive. As an imp, I was in a better position to influence humanoids than to fight them, but it still happened. After being promoted to bearded devil, it was non-stop adventurer-fighting action. Same when I reached your status. [b][COLOR=Orange]Legion Devil:[/COLOR][/b] So what did you do then? How do you get out of that? [b][COLOR=Red]Pit Fiend:[/COLOR][/b] Well, that's the thing... I don't know. Now that I'm one of the most powerful beings in the multiverse, I still have to deal with those pesky humanoids. I mean... What in the Nine Hells??! I thought by now I'd be facing dragons, or the tarrasque! But NO! More humans, more elves, more dwarves... Is this what I get for scaling the heights of infernal power?!! [b][COLOR=Orange]Legion Devil:[/COLOR][/b] ... [b][COLOR=Red]Pit Fiend:[/COLOR][/b] ... [b][COLOR=Orange]Legion Devil:[/COLOR][/b] Sorry, Boss. [b][COLOR=Red]Pit Fiend:[/COLOR][/b] No, no, forget about it. I just get so frustrated when I think about all the cool monsters those so-called "heroes" get to fight... I let my emotions get out of hand a bit. Pay it no mind. [b][COLOR=Orange]Legion Devil:[/COLOR][/b] Thanks, Boss! [b][COLOR=Red]Pit Fiend:[/COLOR][/b] Besides, I need you to blow up the next time some of those adventurers drop by. [b][COLOR=Orange]Legion Devil:[/COLOR][/b] ... [/QUOTE]
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