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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Oryan77" data-source="post: 2096263" data-attributes="member: 18701">1. Humans, Half-Elves, Elves, Dwarves, and Halflings will be taken out of the PHB as core races and added into the Monster Manual as monster only races. All of the monsters in the MM will be taken out and put into the PHB as core races. Gnomes will no longer exist.2. One week after 5e is released, 5.25e will be released. Followed by 5.5e the week after, and 5.75e the week after that. 3. "Woman" will now be a core race in the PHB with "Complete Woman" scheduled to be released with special PrC's for the pathetic players.4. 5e will be referred to as D04...only a 4-sided die is needed to play. No rolls will require more than one 4-sided die. WoTC engineers will be working out a way to make 6e a D01 game.5. 5e will allow every player to have such a grasp on rules that the DM can never play his game without the players bickering that it's impossible for an NPC to have a particular build or ability, or that what just happened can't happen because there's no rules for it in the books. EVERYTHING will be done by-the-book.6. All core books will be released as leather bound collectors books, each costing $75. The "normal" non-leather bound versions of the books will be released a year later with corrected errata.....still costing $75 each.7. 4e players will brag about how great 4e is and they'll never change their versions....5e players are just munchkins who miss out on the "real" way to play D&D.8. Characters will start out at epic level in the beginning of the campaign and will only see low level if they fail a save on a level drain attack.9. Miniature makers will gain more fame than illustrators and authors.10. It will be illegal to eat chips or pizza at the gaming table during a 5e game, and the snacks will be replaced by Soylent Green.</blockquote>

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